There was a young man of Ghent,
Whose tool was so long that it bent.
To save himself trouble,
He put it in double,
And instead of coming, he went.
2007-01-28 00:20:47 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i have never went before but it sounds like fun
2007-01-28 01:11:04 · answer #1 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there was a young plumber called Lee
who was plumbing his girl in the sea.
Said the girl "stop your plumbing,
there's somebody coming",
Said the plumber, still plumbing "thats me!"
2007-01-28 00:43:37 · answer #2 · answered by Bef 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not as good as the joke you posted after this one
2007-01-28 02:05:46 · answer #3 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great lol 8/10
2007-01-28 03:55:07 · answer #4 · answered by Mr Cynical 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that brought a smile to my face.
2007-01-28 00:36:34 · answer #5 · answered by stormyweather 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hm
2007-01-28 01:09:44 · answer #6 · answered by gymnastqueen94 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and whack my head purposely
2007-01-28 00:43:20 · answer #7 · answered by skynet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice try NEXT FUNNY JOKE
2007-01-28 01:50:39 · answer #8 · answered by ☺C☺h☺a☺r☺l☺o☺t☺t☺e 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay, hmmmm
2007-01-28 01:36:32 · answer #9 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
surely wenting can't feel as good.............
2007-01-28 01:14:44 · answer #10 · answered by Hawkeye 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋