A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She replies, "Well, I'm a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?"
The doctor answered, "Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy and besides, it's difficult to describe pain."
"I know, but can't you give me some idea?," she asks.
"Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little..."
"Like this?"
"A little more..."
"Like this?"
"No. A little more..."
"Like this?"
"Yes. Does that hurt?"
"A little bit."
"Now stretch it over your head!"
2007-01-27 23:20:44 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yep...thats how painful it is !!!! good one !!
2007-01-28 02:39:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woman goes to the doctor and say 'Doctor I have this terrible farting problem'
The doctor says 'Ah yes we will give you something for that' and gets up and rakes about with one arm behind a curtain, then pulls out a long pole with a hook on the end and walks across the room. the woman cries out 'Oh doctor you are not going to put that up my colon are you?' The doctor replies
'No, no, this is to open a window you are fscking stinking!'
2007-01-28 14:35:15 · answer #2 · answered by northcarrlight 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
now that would hurt 10/10
2007-01-28 15:07:51 · answer #3 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. Thanks for warning me ! I'm only 13, so I've got some years to practice pulling my lip !
2007-01-28 07:27:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well, i do have a weird sense of humor but i dont really think this is very funny- and a LOT of things are funny to me. i mean, i get it and all, but it doesnt seem funny.
2007-01-28 07:30:10 · answer #5 · answered by B. 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I have heard one similar to that before -- it's ok
2007-01-28 09:05:55 · answer #6 · answered by ecogeek4ever 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that you stealing my joke....ohh deary me lol
2007-01-28 07:27:28 · answer #7 · answered by man with the golden gun 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Is there another clone?
2007-01-28 08:12:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really... im sorry... its more of how it really feels like than it being exaggerated like a joke would be...
2007-01-28 07:26:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
sorry I didn't find it very funny
2007-01-28 10:18:01 · answer #10 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋