Birth Control Pills At 72?
An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I`d like to have some birth-control pills."
Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you`re 72 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?"
The woman responded, "They help me sleep better."
The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?"
The woman said, "Simple, I put them in my granddaughter`s orange juice every morning and I sleep better at night."
2007-01-27 23:01:46 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one lmao.
2007-01-27 23:06:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I look forward to your jokes just seen what's been going on with the clone rubbish guess it's really annoying for you but in one way it's a compliment if they have to clone you to get attention
2007-01-27 23:17:26 · answer #2 · answered by cliffhanger 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-01-27 23:17:44 · answer #3 · answered by wowfanuk 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, not a chuckle. Try this one -
Talking Italian
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
''Emma come first. I come. Dennis come and Dennis come again. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more.''
''You foul-mouthed swine,'' retorted the lady indignantly. ''In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public.''
''Hey, coola down lady,'' said the man. ''Imma just tella my friend howa to spella Mississippi.''
2007-01-27 23:08:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
very good 7/10
a tablet a day keeps a wean away
2007-01-27 23:09:03 · answer #5 · answered by JAYFIRE 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
xxB
2007-01-27 23:04:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny 10/10... he he he
2007-01-28 00:26:03 · answer #7 · answered by Lucky Cat 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny well done ! Now that's what i call protective.
2007-01-27 23:12:59 · answer #8 · answered by RUTH M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad. Better than your other jokes.
2007-01-28 00:27:20 · answer #9 · answered by Big Daddy Jim 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent - as usual.
2007-01-27 23:07:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋