There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a hammer, how should he express himself? Think about it first before
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He opens his mouth and says, "I would like to buy a hammer."
If you got this wrong - please turn off your computer and call it a day.
I've got mine shutting down right now...
2007-01-27 23:00:04 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh that was brilliant! I must have looked a right idiot, pretending to hammer a nail in.
2007-01-27 23:41:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A blind man simply asks for a hammer
2007-01-28 07:04:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I agree ....... I'm WAYYYYYYYYY to tired
to think that 1 thru
Lil Johnny (age 5) walked into the bathroom just as his mom was getting out of the shower. He noticed the bush between her legs, pointed at it, then asked "What's that Mommy" ? She replied
"That's my washcloth Johnny."
A week later Lil Johnny walked in on his mom in the bathroom again, but this time her bush was shaved. This really had Johnny confused so he asked "Mommy, where is your washcloth" ? his mom replied back "Oh Johnny, I lost it a few days ago."
The next evening when Lil Johnny's mom returned from having to work an extra long shift at work, Johnny rushed up as she entered the door and excitedly exclaimed "Mommy, Mommy ....... I found your washcloth" ! ...... His mom gave him a puzzled look, as Johnny continued explaining ...... "I saw the babysitter washing Dad's face with it this afternoon while you were gone"
LOL
2007-01-28 07:05:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Nice, made the little grey cells do a bit of overtime
2007-01-29 11:23:49 · answer #4 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I totally agree you need shutting off
2007-01-30 10:35:01 · answer #5 · answered by browneyed 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can still stick around then cus I got it right. Yay for me!
2007-01-28 07:07:49 · answer #6 · answered by Dragon 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep, turning it off and going back to bed.
2007-01-28 07:04:16 · answer #7 · answered by yeahbutnobut 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I got it because I seen this before.
2007-01-28 08:05:01 · answer #8 · answered by mrsrhowell 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
got it after a long think
2007-01-28 07:07:41 · answer #9 · answered by keny 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I got it right .Hurry my first answer correct .
2007-01-28 07:54:18 · answer #10 · answered by scorpion 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋