My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra less.
One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door and headed straight towards my car. Low and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "we are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car...
2007-01-27 22:48:03 · 17 answers · asked by diana h 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny 9/10
2007-01-27 23:35:42 · answer #1 · answered by OhSimonsBinDrinkin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before ... but still funny
Lil Johnny (age 5) walked into the bathroom just as his mom was getting out of the shower. He noticed the bush between her legs, pointed at it, then asked "What's that Mommy" ? She replied
"That's my washcloth Johnny."
A week later Lil Johnny walked in on his mom in the bathroom again, but this time her bush was shaved. This really had Johnny confused so he asked "Mommy, where is your washcloth" ? his mom replied back "Oh Johnny, I lost it a few days ago."
The next evening when Lil Johnny's mom returned from having to work an extra long shift at work, Johnny rushed up as she entered the door and excitedly exclaimed "Mommy, Mommy ....... I found your washcloth" ! ...... His mom gave him a puzzled look, as Johnny continued explaining ...... "I saw the babysitter washing Dad's face with it this afternoon while you were gone"
LOL
2007-01-27 22:53:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Good delivery, I wasn't expecting the punch line until it was delivered. I give it 9/10
2007-01-27 22:53:45 · answer #3 · answered by legallyblond2day 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-27 22:54:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. 8/10.
2007-01-27 22:51:04 · answer #5 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny¡ i dont normally laugh at the jokes on here but that made me giggle.
2007-01-27 23:41:20 · answer #6 · answered by wozza.lad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a good one to tell my wife
2007-01-27 23:01:02 · answer #7 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one. Heard it before but still good.
xxB
2007-01-27 22:52:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I read this one before. But it ok.
2007-01-27 23:39:32 · answer #9 · answered by mrsrhowell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMAO&PMS 10/10
2007-01-28 04:03:41 · answer #10 · answered by Michael D 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋