A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.
The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually.
So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"
They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed.
So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?"
Again the boy made no attempt to answer.
So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,
2007-01-27 22:44:23 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"WHERE IS GOD!?"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dived into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, dude...
God is missing--and they think WE did it!"
2007-01-27 22:44:56 · update #1
first one i have got to answer today just read all tje ones i missed over w/end all great 10/10
2007-01-29 02:13:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
6 out of 10
2007-01-28 09:09:09 · answer #2 · answered by ecogeek4ever 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO 10/10
2007-01-28 06:56:07 · answer #3 · answered by Rachel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good ! 9/10.
2007-01-28 06:47:33 · answer #4 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
classic and i heard it before 6/10
2007-01-28 07:00:21 · answer #5 · answered by Jed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If there was an award for best joke teller on here you would definately get it....
Thanks for the laughs...
2007-01-28 06:52:00 · answer #6 · answered by legend 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 LOL
2007-01-28 10:02:20 · answer #7 · answered by Megan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oldy but a goody lol
2007-01-28 06:50:58 · answer #8 · answered by diana h 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! Oh my gosh! I ⥠it to death! 10/10
2007-01-28 06:48:46 · answer #9 · answered by legallyblond2day 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol =) gd 1
2007-01-28 16:59:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋