Outraged wife: Couldn't you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?
Husband: Yes, but she was out of town!
2007-01-27 22:32:43 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
chadders it will take more than him/her 4 me 2 give up
2007-01-27 22:38:21 · update #1
LOL
Well done a/l. You've got my full support and many others I suspect. I keep reporting the w anker and the other one with the drawing of the finger. They won't win!
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-28 00:32:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
too funny
Lil Johnny (age 5) walked into the bathroom just as his mom was getting out of the shower. He noticed the bush between her legs, pointed at it, then asked "What's that Mommy" ? She replied
"That's my washcloth Johnny."
A week later Lil Johnny walked in on his mom in the bathroom again, but this time her bush was shaved. This really had Johnny confused so he asked "Mommy, where is your washcloth" ? his mom replied back "Oh Johnny, I lost it a few days ago."
The next evening when Lil Johnny's mom returned from having to work an extra long shift at work, Johnny rushed up as she entered the door and excitedly exclaimed "Mommy, Mommy ....... I found your washcloth" ! ...... His mom gave him a puzzled look, as Johnny continued explaining ...... "I saw the babysitter washing Dad's face with it this afternoon while you were gone"
LOL
2007-01-28 06:36:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Funny haha
2007-01-28 07:55:11 · answer #3 · answered by mrsrhowell 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
go girl jokers rule 10/10
2007-01-29 10:19:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
3/10 Sorry!
2007-01-28 06:48:08 · answer #5 · answered by Rachel 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Keep them coming.
2007-01-28 06:37:12 · answer #6 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good to see you've not given up.
2007-01-28 06:36:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good one
long time no see?
how is ur health?
missed ur jokes!
happy to see u back.
2007-01-28 08:01:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lame! Try to be more original.
2007-01-29 09:25:54 · answer #9 · answered by Clark in the City 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
High.
2007-01-28 06:36:49 · answer #10 · answered by no answers here 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋