A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the road and told the blonde to stand in the circle and not move.
He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats.
When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh, you think that's funny? Watch this." He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad.
He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires. Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.
"What's so funny?" The truck driver asked the blonde.
She replied, "When you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle 4 times
2007-01-27 22:24:37 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha excellent. Just up and switched on my computer and seen this, made me laugh and ready to face the day :-)
2007-01-27 22:29:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
Lil Johnny (age 5) walked into the bathroom just as his mom was getting out of the shower. He noticed the bush between her legs, pointed at it, then asked "What's that Mommy" ? She replied
"That's my washcloth Johnny."
A week later Lil Johnny walked in on his mom in the bathroom again, but this time her bush was shaved. This really had Johnny confused so he asked "Mommy, where is your washcloth" ? his mom replied back "Oh Johnny, I lost it a few days ago."
The next evening when Lil Johnny's mom returned from having to work an extra long shift at work, Johnny rushed up as she entered the door and excitedly exclaimed "Mommy, Mommy ....... I found your washcloth" ! ...... His mom gave him a puzzled look, as Johnny continued explaining ...... "I saw the babysitter washing Dad's face with it this afternoon while you were gone"
LOL
2007-01-28 06:30:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10
2007-01-28 07:09:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
got to love blonde jokes
2007-01-28 06:30:45 · answer #4 · answered by Rachel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats very funny.
2007-01-28 06:29:13 · answer #5 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You said joke funny ha ha?That joke is ancient.
2007-01-28 06:28:48 · answer #6 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sheesh, haha thats cute
2007-01-28 06:28:01 · answer #7 · answered by beatch38 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that really made me laugh and i needed it thatnk u sooooo much!
2007-01-28 06:28:35 · answer #8 · answered by {hippy}[dreamer] 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one keep em comin
2007-01-28 06:28:13 · answer #9 · answered by Lacadema (Role-player) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn! ROFL... do they ever learn?... good one.. hahaha
(a star for u)
2007-01-28 06:31:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋