For my money, the BEST modernises the old poem by John Donne:
If any beauty I did see,
Which I desired, and got, twas just a dream of thee.
It works like a charm!
The very WORST is the one they made a pop song of:
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
2007-01-27 21:39:18 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
The best chat-up line for me is, Get your coat you've pulled. Its cheesey i know but it makes me laugh and always works.
2007-01-27 21:53:44 · answer #1 · answered by GROT 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer ya is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to check you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree and I were a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.
8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the
ice."
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,but I bet I can make yer "bed-rock."
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
and.... the best for last!
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,...........every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
2007-01-28 05:44:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i reckon the worst would be
you don`t sweat much for a fat lass
And the best that some one said to me once. I walked into the chippy and some bloke said
oh my God i`ve seen an Angel
2007-01-28 06:25:36 · answer #3 · answered by missk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
worst
get yer t i t s out for the lads
best
pretend your with me ,i want to make me mates jealous
i`ve had both of them before
once some perv kept following me around in the pub whistleing and going "here p u s s y p u s s y "
2007-01-28 06:37:48 · answer #4 · answered by keny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From my experiences the best, and most effective, "chat up" line would be:
Take your pants off!
And the worst, least effective, "chat up" line would be:
So your boyfriend wouldn't really mind if we did this, would he?
2007-01-28 05:48:27 · answer #5 · answered by victoreatscheese 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All lines are bad.. simple as that. Just be yourself even if you feel like an idiot... someone will like you and respect you for not thinking stupid cheesy lines work especially if they are stupid cheesy poems. Poems are for losers.
2007-01-28 05:48:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Best: You're WAY better looking than the other girls that I have locked in my basement.
2007-01-28 05:42:30 · answer #7 · answered by chemicalimbalance000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about it ? worst. Will you come out with me ? best.
2007-01-28 05:45:11 · answer #8 · answered by Lindsay Jane 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the worst is 'have i seen you in here before?' when they so obviously haven't!
2007-01-28 06:38:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your place or the mens toilets ... classy bloke !
2007-01-28 07:11:38 · answer #10 · answered by jizzumonkey 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋