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A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

2007-01-27 21:29:54 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.

2007-01-28 00:52:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

His in a picture
she shot a picture of him
put it underwater
then hanged it to dry
then she went out to dinner with her husband which is not the picture ;)

2007-01-28 06:02:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He's Rasputin? No, wait! He's in a picture! First she shoots the picture, then holds the print she made from the film in the developer, then hangs the picture to dry. She's a photographer! (But he STILL might be Rasputin.)

2007-01-28 05:34:39 · answer #3 · answered by Mitch 5 · 0 0

she takes a photo with an Instamatic(shoots a photo) of her husband underwater (scuba diving) at their wedding (underwater weddings do happen) then they hold each other (holds underwater) throughout the ceremony The go aboard their boat were she hangs the picture of him then go out for dinner to celebrate their nuptials

Far fetched but it works

2007-01-28 07:08:32 · answer #4 · answered by Rachel 7 · 0 0

the husband was in a picture!

2007-01-28 05:56:00 · answer #5 · answered by punk'n'pretty 3 · 0 0

He make her husband like Frankenstein.

2007-01-28 05:42:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

She took his picture, developed the film, and hung up the picture to dry.

2007-01-28 05:38:46 · answer #7 · answered by wild_turkey_willie 5 · 0 1

she was clicking pictures of her husband and developing them.

2007-01-28 06:01:13 · answer #8 · answered by tornjeansandguitar 3 · 0 0

he is super man

2007-01-28 05:34:57 · answer #9 · answered by booge 6 · 0 1

actually she used camera to.........

2007-01-28 06:01:21 · answer #10 · answered by Ani 2 · 0 0

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