2007-01-27 21:26:53 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Please ask Bill Gates
2007-01-28 00:53:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
5
2007-01-28 05:30:41 · answer #2 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is it fair to say that this person is married to microsoft engineer who spends more time at work than in bed? Screwing is an easy part as long there is a will.
2007-01-28 05:33:13 · answer #3 · answered by nima355 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Given the inside of a VERY large light bulb: 3 one female , a male and one to write the program.
2007-01-28 05:33:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
trick question, microsoft engineers are not qualified to screw in light bulbs, better yet create microsoft merchandise
2007-01-28 05:30:52 · answer #5 · answered by Mike4rmtheO 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know but I love my Zune... it's far better than that pod thingy...
I think we should lay off on the MS jokes... after all, could you solve the worlds pc problems when everyone is free to take your ideas and make cheap malfunctioning versions of them?
those mac commercials are ridiculous - everything that they brag about is something they stole from PC's to begin with.
2007-01-28 05:33:56 · answer #6 · answered by rabble rouser 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it takes one to hold the light bulb and 10,000 to turn the house around in the right rotation, and they sometimes get that part wrong!!!! LOL !
2007-01-28 05:36:32 · answer #7 · answered by cowboybabeeup 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ONE, BUT IT TAKES 6 MORE MICROSOFT ENGINEERS TO RESEARCH THE PROCEDURE ON THE NET.
2007-01-28 05:33:48 · answer #8 · answered by Steven H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None. They just define darkness as an industry standard.
2007-01-28 05:34:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
only one.....
But it took me 7 years to book him in on the help page.
And when he did the job he was an Indian i couldn't undersatand.
And now I have a freakin apple stuck in the socket.
2007-01-28 05:35:13 · answer #10 · answered by satnee2003 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
engineers don't know how to screw in lightbulbs, lol.
2007-01-28 05:29:57 · answer #11 · answered by barb 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋