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We could all commit suicide at the same time by seppuku with a frisbee and then the whoosh sounds of our final breaths would give the atmosphere enough power to fight off the mean old coke guzzling sun, who is just pissed off about being a dying star. That would be awesome.

2007-01-27 21:33:50 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Give up these Intellectual Projections. No problems can be solved this way or the others. Sahaja Yoga is the ONLY SOLUTION to all the problems of world.

Let's spread the Divine Cool Breeze so that the horrid warmth goes away.

Sahaja Yoga is Free of Charge. Goto www.sahajayoga.org

2007-02-02 19:53:20 · answer #2 · answered by Dr_Nitin_SahajaYogee_Ujjain 1 · 0 0

no way! have do you know how expensive that would be?

a better solution is to ask every 1st world household to donate an ice cube tray.....melt the polar caps down and refreeze in every household freezer.....major food chains can even sponsor this event, what with their industrial freezers and all....

failing that, everyone could just leave their freezer door open for a year to combat rising temperatures....

bring the power back to the people!

2007-01-28 02:10:16 · answer #3 · answered by ponyboy 2 · 0 0

Millions of tons of crap DAILY into the atmosphere is nothing to sneeze at. Pun intended.

We are screwing ourselves over for a buck.
Shooting ourselves in the herd.
Stepping on our own ducks.
Cutting off our nose to spite our finch.
Kicking ourselves in the aardvark.

We're ruining it for everybody and everything, and people who can't accept it are three fries short of a Happy Meal.

2007-02-02 04:55:29 · answer #4 · answered by Dorothy and Toto 5 · 0 0

The environmentalists would never let this happen. They would find an obscure study that found that refrigerators were killing polar bears, and that would be the end of that.

2007-01-27 21:31:29 · answer #5 · answered by nonono 3 · 0 1

that is a great idea but dont fridges play a part in global warming

2007-01-27 21:29:32 · answer #6 · answered by conan 4 · 0 0

except for the fact that refridgerators are loaded with cfc's and would only increase global warming, i would like to see that. try a pay-per-view special.

2007-01-27 21:37:14 · answer #7 · answered by Aaron 3 · 1 0

No, we need to launch the reflectors into space that will block part of the suns light.

2007-01-27 21:36:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Quite probably not my friend. But maybe if you pass that doobie this way we'll all feel better about it.

2007-02-01 07:26:55 · answer #9 · answered by luccieLooonie 2 · 0 0

That idea fails on just about every level that you can think of.

2007-01-27 21:52:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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