Where do cats actually go at night?

Question

mines just come home & looks like he's been out clubbing!

Answer 1

well first they hit the strip club, then they usually get a pound of blow and get some hookers. Sounds like a good night on the town

Answer 2

He has!
There is a "Cat Underground" where they plot to take over the world. All that purring and rubbing up to you is a ploy to ease suspicion. Mine hangs around the house all day, he is usually in sight but once in a while when I come downstairs at night I really do not know where he is, but mysteriously he appears when I "turn back around". He's a 17lb cat - kinda hard to hide one of those- you would think, anyways! He sits with a distant, calculating look in his eye, most of the time so I think he's plotting. He seems to go through a lot of food so I think he's feeding refugees somewhere around here, I have not found any yet, but there is no way he eats that much, poop as well. I often wonder just how many cats are using that box because it gets full pretty fast for only "one" cat. Our Rottweiler is also very cautious of him, and he hasn't even seen the movie "Cats & Dogs"!

The other day I gave him some catnip, he smelled it, acted like he didn't like it, but later when he thought I wasn't looking, I caught him rolling around in it where I had placed some on the floor. As soon as he saw me, he hopped up and strolled off acting like he didn't really like the catnip again...I am now suspicious. He's a closet catnip user, a chow"cat", and a plotter.
Maybe the dog knows something about thisand that is why he avoids the cat.

Answer 3

Well the old Tom cat we had as a kid certainly did have agenda for the night (and did some of this during the day too). And I would say most of that was letting the other cats in the area know where his turf was, sometimes in subtle ways and other times in not so subtle ways. And then of course there was the reason he wanted the turf, which is to say to "mingle" with the female cats on his turf. Maybe some food runs, but I think with the free food at home, that part wasn't tops on his list.

Answer 4

My cat wanders the back yard, eats some grass and sniffs around a lot. She's not that fussed about going much further.

Sometimes she'll take a walk down to the street at the front of the house, check out the neighbours garden, sniff the cars to see where they've been and dash back to the house if she hears the supper plates rattling.

Sometimes she just likes to sit on the windowsill and stare up the garden in the moonlight.

When it's windy and cold, she doesn't like to go out but sits on the windowsill for a minute or two before wanting back inside.

Answer 5

One or other of mine usually sleeps on my bed and the rest arrange themselves in various comfortable places around the house. That's not just my cats either, the neighbours cat, some stray that wanders in from time to time, pretty much any local cat needing somewhere to go seems to end up at my house. Actualy what does you cat look like? I'll look out for him. He's probably around here somewhere.

Answer 6

Everywhere and Anywhere from the roof tops, to trash cans, to the attic or the inside of your roof, to the inside of the walls, to peoples yards, they hunt, fight with other cats,lay in the street, get into the sewers, they may even steal food from your neighbors having a BBQ next door lol mine does, cats are like vampires because they mostly sleep in the day and at night is when they are the most active. Cats are cool like that:-)

Answer 7

Apparantly most cats go out hunting and get into cat fights and they come back with really thick tails and wide black eyes as if they are stoned because of the adrenilin. But i dont always always believe that because i wake up and my cats still in the cupboard the way i left her at night.

Answer 8

They probable all get together at the end of the street and communicate between themselves. Probable discuss the events of the day, have a moan or two do a bit of hunting then back home in the am for some food and a comfy bed.Ha Ha

Answer 9

cats are more able to follow their natural instincts at night and without doubt hunting and if not neutered,mating plus exploring their territory - we live in a great area for cats,semi-rural in a lane with no houses across the lane only fields.when i call our cats in the morning firstly there is a lot of rustling through the undergrowth then zooming home with their tails in the air - what a great life they have

Answer 10

There is a secret underground cat world... Where all cats go at night. I've only been there once but the place remains the same. Its called Catopia. Its like a huge underground cat rave/ sex party. There is tons of *****. They listen to Techno music and use a bunch of drugs they have stolen from their masters. Its not a bad party but dont try the purple punch. Don't ask why... just dont drink it... Trust me.

Answer 11

Well where ever it is I sure wish they wouldnt come running up the stairs in the early hours squeaking like mad to tell me all about it and warm their cold feet on my back.... and like the next man I love a good take away preferably chinese but a Chilled rat or mouse burger I can do without, altho i realise that their hearts in the right place.....