Try to list as many ways as possible...the most creative ways get 10 points!
2007-01-27 19:49:27 · 18 answers · asked by shooting_star 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
People..I have already stated that you have no tools..so where does all the boats and stuff come from?
2007-01-27 20:30:02 · update #1
What I meant by tools is that you have nothing with you.
2007-01-27 20:53:11 · update #2
1. Close my eyes, run, jump and hope for the best.
2. Throw someone else in first and hope the crocodiles are too busy with that person to notice me swimming across.
3. Feed Nytol to the crocodiles.
4. Throw sticks for the crocodiles and hope they play fetch.
5. Swim under the water and hope they dont notice.
2007-01-27 19:53:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ways To Cross A River
2016-12-12 07:07:43 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Assuming you meant hand tools as McGiver and I use anything.
Hand Grenade the waters for hours [up and down stream a ways]
Shoot them on banks and when they're afloat for 6 days
Try to make a rope catapult tying the ends to tops of 2 trees and send
other objects [or animals (gross)] accross first to test for distance.
Try to "rope and overhanging tree branch and swing accross" [this must be carefully planned and it's a ladies first deal!].
Make a floating bridge of vines and fallen branches one raft at a time.
Use my 'Huey UH-1H" and fly accross.
Make a hot air ballon and fly
Make a giant kite and fly
Float accross in a well made floating CAGE.
Pour oil on the river and burn it periodically [about 1 barrel a day?]
[GEEEZZZ are there any Paharannas?]
US Marine Corps amphibious personnel carrier.
Make a ramp and jump it on my dirt bike [ladies first solution]
Ask a native how they get accross.
Call for artillery strikes [delayed fuse] every 15 mins.
Air strikes
Home made napalm from gasoline and "torch" the river for 3 days.
Go down stream to the delta if it had one
Use a survival radio or call 911 for help.
Open my lap top and write a question to Yahoo! Answers.
Weld an iron box together to float accross
Give them all this question, a pencil, and note pad and promise them that the first crocodile to come up with 100 perfect answers gets to eat me for dinner!
2007-01-27 20:43:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
An old proverb states, "When you live in the river, you make friends with the crocodile." Well, making friends with them may be kinda hard...unless you constantly feed them.
1. For starters, I'd lead a herd of animals across first.
2. Or, since they have excellent night vision but poor vision underwater, I'd have to swim underwater.
3. If swimming underwater didn't do it, then I'd walk across...meaning, I'd wait til the river froze over and haul *** across.
4. You can always try and skip across them like stepping stones.
5. Or sit on the bank and chant, "What would Steve Irwin do?"
2007-01-27 21:03:59 · answer #4 · answered by Sam I Am 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
.tarzan style with vines..long jump...step across the backs of the gators...ride one of the gators.. ...telekinesis...astral projection....time travel manipulation... walk around to the head of the river and cross there...wait for the river to freeze and then cross...make a flute from a tree branch and play (or whistle) a song like the pied piper so the gators would follow...hypnotize the gators like svengali....sing a lullaby....convince an attorney or a politician to go first...this will leave a foul taste in their mouth and they won't want to eat another human...break some tree branches and make some stilts and walk across....use one tree branch and pole vault across....gather leaves and feathers and make some wings and fly across like Icarus (just do not go too close to the sun)
2007-01-27 20:23:07 · answer #5 · answered by Peachfish Whiskerbiscuit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
drive a herd of animals into the river then cross while the crocodiles are eating but further up the river...
2007-01-27 19:55:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would start doing my baptist minister routine and gather my flock to the river for a mass baptism. When all the crocs were full I would swim across.
2007-01-27 19:55:25 · answer #7 · answered by roger a 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
use the story of the "deer who cross a river of crocodiles"?
mercury of love
2007-01-27 21:05:59 · answer #8 · answered by mercury of love 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
may b push som1 else in...or rather befrnd a friendly animal n thn trow him in... wile d crocs r busy..cross d waters..
play dead dirty....
cross mogli like..
mayb find a place whr d othr bank is closer
make sounds of hounds n scare tem..thn jump
2007-01-27 21:21:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Preferably in a big boat.
2007-01-27 20:02:26 · answer #10 · answered by Leroy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋