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2007-01-27 19:40:28 · 9 answers · asked by ammu 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A Priest who breaks wind in a church will ...
A) Be a contender for next POOP
B) be sitting on his own PEW very soon
2007-01-27 20:12:11 · answer #1 · answered by satnee2003 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Who was the shortest man in the Bible? Jehu, the Shuhite
Where is Arkansas mentioned in the Bible? Noah came out of the ark and saw
Where is baseball mentioned in the Bible? Genesis starts, "In the big inning..."...the woman at the well ran and got the pitcher...in the wilderness, the least gathered 10 homers.
God told Adam, "I can make you a loving, beautiful, and caring partner, but it's gonna cost you an arm and a leg." Adam asked, "what can I get for a rib?"
Why did the Jews wander in the wilderness for 40 years? Someone dropped a nickel
Moses came down from the mountain and said, "People, I have good news and bad news. The good news is, I talked Him down to 10...bad news, adultery is still on the list."
2007-01-28 05:15:38 · answer #2 · answered by Sam I Am 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A gentle man went to a brothels shop and asked the rate of the pros and agreed to pay double her rate.
The pros got afraid as to why he is paying double for a single ride. The gentle man said he will enter in the Sindhi style. She was much more worried as her business depended on her assets if something happened to it how will she attain her other customers and run her bussiness. Therefore she refused him.
He went to other pros and other and another and he went on and on. The rumours spread in the entire red light area about the Gentleman and his wish to pay double for a ride in a Sindhi Style.
The head of one of the Brothel shop agreed to sleep with the Gentleman and they had their go.
As soon as the Gentleman left the place the lady started screaming and crying loudly. All her co workers started asking her as to what the Gentleman did with her.
She replied ...... The gentleman Finished his job and said will pay afterwards for the ride.
2007-01-29 03:12:36 · answer #3 · answered by A Rauf 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
PLEASE DONT READ THIS IF U R A CHRISTIAN AS IT MAY BE OFFENDING TO YOU.I DO NOT WISH TO OFFEND ANYBODY SO SORRY IN ADVANCE!
one day there was a fight between tow of my friends.one of them a hindu and the other a christian.the christian irritated the hindu a lot and started insulting him.to this insult the hindu replied, "abey tum kyun +,- signs leke ghumta hai?"
2007-01-29 05:32:32 · answer #4 · answered by Heady 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
one day jesus and moses were writing a letter on comp to god. suddenly the light goes off and moses who was almost through looked at jesus in state of disappointment. Jesus looks back and says jesus always saves.
2007-01-29 07:08:57 · answer #5 · answered by elley 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
how stupid id this question. it seems tat ur a waster. dosent it hurt you to make fun of other religions.
2007-01-30 08:46:00 · answer #6 · answered by hilary daniel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. Why didn't Noah go fishing?
A.He only had two worms
2007-01-29 04:27:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
last night i was drank with christian brothers,name of the drink we all drunk is "christain brothers"
2007-01-28 03:51:29 · answer #8 · answered by ganesh n 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
please dont make fun of christianism.
2007-01-28 05:59:11 · answer #9 · answered by laser 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋