Both Buddha and Jesus support me when I say that I am going to take a steaming hot dump on your chest.
To the poster above me: he said ALL those things to me too... I guess they must be standardized. All I say to him is the truth: I will take a hot dump on his chest while he is sleeping.
2007-01-29 16:56:36
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answered by Anonymous
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You should have mentioned the proverbs or quotes of Buddha. Jesus Christ has no beginning or end. Buddha was born in this planet Earth and died. Jesus Christ is in Heaven right now preparing a place for Christians. No one even knows where Buddha was buried.
2007-01-27 19:32:09
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answered by Anonymous
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Jesus teaches against anything that's deemed non christian. A lot of christians I have met don't know that buddhists don't worship buddha and that he is more like a symbol. So that could be a reason why they reject it because they think it is a different got that they are supposed to worship. Rooker has backed up my point about not knowing they don't worship buddha.
2016-05-24 08:04:18
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answered by ? 4
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You say question for Bible experts,Buddha is not in the Bible,I can quote Jesus all night long, but I do not know the words of Buddha.
2007-01-27 19:19:01
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answered by gwhiz1052 7
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Jesus was the son of God himself. Buddha if I am correct was merely a prophet. Isn't that a huge difference to you? A God, part of the Trinity versus a mere man with some insight. Come on! No comparison, Buddha was rehashing what Jesus taught in the department of treat others how you want to be treated.
2007-01-27 19:22:38
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answered by MOMMY585 5
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Buddha died but did not resurect. Jesus died and resurrected. Buddha is stupid but Jesus is wise. Buddha's proverbs contradict with each other but Jesus is not. Buddha is not divine but Jesus is. Buddha never ascended to heaven like Jesus did.
2007-01-27 19:26:56
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answered by Anonymous
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Ah, so this is the old "Buddha and Jesus said the same things" ploy, is it?
Buddha said: There is NO god.
Jesus said: I AM God.
Just because Buddha also said it's better to give than to receive doesn't mean he and Jesus are on the same page. I'd urge you to read the book the Lotus and the Cross, by Ravi Zacharias. Jesus and Buddha are OPPOSITE theories.
2007-01-27 19:17:03
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answered by Last Ent Wife (RCIA) 7
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Did you ever read the poem about the Walrus (Buddah) & the Carpenter (Jesus) by Lewis Carroll?
The sun was shining on the sea,
Shining with all his might:
He did his very best to make
The billows smooth and bright --
And this was odd, because it was
The middle of the night.
The moon was shining sulkily,
Because she thought the sun
Had got no business to be there
After the day was done --
'It's very rude of him.' she said,
'To come and spoil the fun!'
The sea was wet as wet could be,
The sands were dry as dry.
You could not see a cloud, because
No cloud was in the sky:
No birds were flying overhead --
There were no birds to fly.
The Walrus and the Carpenter
Were walking close at hand:
They wept like anything to see
Such quantities of sand:
'If this were only cleared away,'
They said, 'it would be grand.'
'If seven maids with seven mops
Swept it for half a year,
Do you suppose,' the Walrus said,
'That they could get it clear?'
'I doubt it,' said the Carpenter,
And shed a bitter tear.
'O Oysters, come and walk with us!
The Walrus did beseech.
'A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk,
Along the briny beach:
We cannot do with more than four,
To give a hand to each.'
The eldest Oyster looked at him,
But never a word he said:
The eldest Oyster winked his eye,
And shook his heavy head --
Meaning to say he did not choose
To leave the oyster-bed.
Out four young Oysters hurried up.
All eager for the treat:
Their coats were brushed, their faces washed,
Their shoes were clean and neat --
And this was odd, because, you know,
They hadn't any feet.
Four other Oysters followed them,
And yet another four;
And thick and fast they came at last,
And more, and more, and more --
All hopping through the frothy waves,
And scrambling to the shore.
The Walrus and the Carpenter
Walked on a mile or so,
And then they rested on a rock
Conveniently low:
And all the little Oysters stood
And waited in a row.
'The time has come,' the Walrus said,
'To talk of many things:
Of shoes -- and ships -- and sealing wax --
Of cabbages -- and kings --
And why the sea is boiling hot --
And whether pigs have wings.'
'But wait a bit,' the Oysters cried,
'Before we have our chat;
For some of us are out of breath,
And all of us are fat!'
'No hurry!' said the Carpenter.
They thanked him much for that.
'A loaf of bread,' the Walrus said,
'Is what we chiefly need:
Pepper and vinegar besides
Are very good indeed --
Now, if you're ready, Oysters dear,
We can begin to feed.'
'But not on us!' the Oysters cried,
Turning a little blue.
'After such kindness, that would be
A dismal thing to do!'
'The night is fine,' the Walrus said,
'Do you admire the view?'
'It was so kind of you to come!
And you are very nice!'
The Carpenter said nothing but
'Cut us another slice-
I wish you were not quite so deaf-
I've had to ask you twice!'
'It seems a shame,' the Walrus said,
'To play them such a trick.
After we've brought them out so far,
And made them trot so quick!'
The Carpenter said nothing but
'The butter's spread too thick!'
'I weep for you,'the Walrus said:
'I deeply sympathize.'
With sobs and tears he sorted out
Those of the largest size,
Holding his pocket-handkerchief
Before his streaming eyes.
'O Oysters,' said the Carpenter,
'You've had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?'
But answer came there none --
And this was scarcely odd, because
They'd eaten every one.
2007-01-27 19:20:05
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answered by Boppysgirl 5
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Buddha was a wise teacher. He never claimed to be God.
Jesus is God in the flesh. Buddha is still in his grave. Jesus rose from his grave.
2007-01-27 19:26:35
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answered by Grammy 1
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I'll just correct a statement made above. Buddha didn't say "there is no God" he just never said that a belief in God was necessary for anyone to attain spiritual enlightenment.
2007-01-27 19:21:09
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answered by Anonymous
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