There has been a big bust up in the biscuit tin. A bandit called rocky who was crackers hit a penquin from montana over the head with a club, tied him up to a wagon wheel with a blue riband,kidnapped a trophy and made his breakaway in a taxi.
the police said rocky was last seen just after eight by a viscount from maryland hotnobbing with a gingernut.
unfortunately.
they do not have
A CRUMB OF EVIDENCE TO GO ON.
2007-01-27 18:35:03 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good 1 pmsl 10/10
2007-01-27 19:38:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rim Shot
2007-01-28 02:37:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke didn't travel well, only biscuit that I recognised was a gingernut.... Have you got an Aussie version of the same joke??
2007-01-28 03:05:34 · answer #3 · answered by roger a 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heeeheeeheeee 9/10
2007-01-28 04:09:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not funny
2007-01-28 02:43:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he seemed to be a real jammy dodger. did he get away with any gold bars?
2007-01-28 06:32:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do you call a scouser in a semi detached?.. a burglar ha ha
2007-01-28 04:01:58 · answer #7 · answered by PETE K 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is your brain on drugs.
Any questions?
2007-01-28 02:38:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda crumby
2007-01-28 03:49:47 · answer #9 · answered by flutterby 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not at all
2007-01-28 02:59:43 · answer #10 · answered by TheMan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋