Three little boys were concerned
because they couldn't get anyone to play with them.
They decided it was because they had not been Baptized
and didn't go to Sunday School.
So they went to the nearest Church.
But, only the janitor was there.
One little boy said,
"We need to be baptized
because no one will come out and play with us.
Will you baptize us?"
"Sure," said the janitor.
He took them into the bathroom
and dunked their little heads in the toilet bowl,
one at a time.
Then he said, "You are now Baptized!".
" When they got outside,
one of them asked,
"What religion do you think we are?"
The oldest one said,
"We're not Kathlick, because they pour the water on you."
"We're not Babtis, because they dunk all of you in the water."
"We're not Methdiss, because they just sprinkle water on you."
The littlest one said,
"Didn't you smell that water!"
They all joined in asking,
"Yeah! What do you think that means?"
"I think it means we're Pisscopailians
2007-01-27 17:42:13 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Rarely do you get a question to make you smile in this section of the site.
I am glad to see someone isn't only concerned with, whose religion is better that the other.
It is like a school yard at times so the joke is very relevant!
Religion unfortunately brings out the worst and the best in people.
This time its the better side.
Anyone who can't take that joke is not what I would call a spiritually happy and content person. Thanks.
Just wish I had one to send back. But I am one of those who appreicates a joke, but can never remember them!
2007-01-27 17:56:27 · answer #1 · answered by sistablu...Maat 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee. Nice job on the Church misspellings it gets the point across.
2007-01-28 01:45:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
2 out of 10, and that is generous.
2007-01-28 01:45:38 · answer #3 · answered by kittymimm 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's pretty funny. I wouldn't suggest telling it in a church though. Some people would probably find it offensive, but I loved it.
2007-01-28 01:45:56 · answer #4 · answered by stephieSD 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Drummmmm psssss. Even your jokes are lame. Boooooo christians.
2007-01-28 01:51:22 · answer #5 · answered by cannabia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool! It's like a joke without the funny part!
2007-01-28 01:48:04 · answer #6 · answered by Lt. Dan reborn 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I liked it. A lot cleaner than the nun jokes I've heard.
2007-01-28 01:52:17 · answer #7 · answered by lyyman 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, I wouldn't consider this a joke, sorry. I don't really like "potty" humor.
2007-01-28 01:45:42 · answer #8 · answered by Last Ent Wife (RCIA) 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Lmao, nice.
2007-01-28 01:45:23 · answer #9 · answered by Kani 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Peace!
I thought it would be a dirty joke, but it is not.
Thank you.
2007-01-28 02:02:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋