What would u say to jesus if you met him in person ?

Question

On earth here..not in heaven

Answer 1

DUDE THIS IS THE BEST PUNK EVER!!!!!

Answer 2

Jesus, my cousin's coke dealer? Oooohhhh, Jesus Christ...

Since Jesus is dead, I don't know if I would have much to say to a dead guy.

But, if I were in an imaginary conversation with JC, I'd ask him why can God "speak" to people like Falwell and Roberts, why can Mary show up in Fatima and Guadalupe, but dude can't send send us an email, buy a comercial on the Super Bowl, take out a bilboard ad or something, just to let us know he is real?

I mean, Jesus (pardon the expression) every viagra dealer in North America hits me up twice a day, if God really wanted to spread his 'truth', what better format to put out an unfiltered message than the internet? I mean myspace? Hello?

Answer 3

It depends. If I hadn't died yet and I wasn't among the clouds with countless numbers of Christians being raptured, I'd be in utter horror, because He'd be there to judge me -- Jesus won't return until it is time for Him to judge the world. And there is nothing worse than to fall into the judging hands of God. I'd still get on my knees and worship Him because His glory demands it, but with a profound sense of despair, since I would have no hope at all at that point.

If I was in the clouds among the countless number of Christians being raptured then I'd get on my knees (as best as I could, being among the clouds) and worship Him and, when I could pull myself together, I'd profusely thank Him for the amazing sacrifice that He made for me. And I'd tell Him how much I have longed to see His face for so long. And then I'd tell Him how much and how deeply I longed to spend eternity with Him.

Answer 4

Well, I'm posing this hypothetically since he doesn't exist and never did, but I would say something to the effect of "You know, your followers are a bunch of assholes. Didn't you tell them they couldn't kill or harm other people? They didn't listen. And by the way, get a ****ing job already, you look like a homeless guy trying to bum change off of me for beer. Drag queen piece of ****. I bet you're related to Foley too."

Answer 5

I would ask him Why does He choose to take so many younger lives to His Kingdom when there are so many older ones waiting to come Home to Him! And how can He allow the killer's of and perverts of little children to exsist in our world!?? And then I would say I know Thy will will be done! And I would Thank Him for the blessing He has given me and mine!

Answer 6

"You still think they will believe you in 2000 years?" you see, I would have to be back in the early days.

if it was now, I would say "forget it man, just let em all die. The church has made false witness to your word and turned your thoughts into a money engine that pollutes the world".

Answer 7

Great question!! There would be so many things that I would ask him like why i'm living my life the way i'm living it and how come certain things are happening to me that I think are unfair and how I can model my life like him. I would ask him why he did what he did and get his side on things!!

Answer 8

That's a good question. I would fall down on my face and praise Him and worship Him. What we do in church is kind of like practice of what we will do in heaven.

Answer 9

I would say "in my opinion, You should have chosen your words more wisely" (If I actually met the Jesus then I would have to accept that he exists and rose from the dead)

Answer 10

How much of your 'original teaching' are available to us, today

Answer 11

I'd tell him his father has made a huge mess of things.