2007-01-27 17:04:22 · 21 answers · asked by abbyrose 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"I can't leave you alone for two seconds!"
2007-01-27 17:12:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey fellas, C'mere! I want you all to meet my boyfriend, the apostle I loved the most, later we're double dating with David and Johnathon--isn't that just super?
2007-01-28 01:13:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What if God was one of us
2007-01-28 01:12:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
By coincidence that happened a while back. Many things He said are in the New Testament. Check it out....its a real eye opener.
2007-01-28 01:09:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
time to get ready because i am now going to melt the earth
to change it into a new, fresh living eden"
2007-01-28 01:14:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"where the fck am i going to find 144,000 virgin males now?
well thats put the kybosh on armageddon and no mistake"
2007-01-28 01:20:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would kill us all and start over again with lightening bolts, floods, and herpes. He would say something like "I don't like how things are... DIE MOTHE' FUGGAS'" Wonder what Zues would say...
2007-01-28 01:16:50 · answer #7 · answered by Robby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why not read the Gospels and find out what He DID say?
2007-01-28 01:09:08 · answer #8 · answered by William F 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
To the christians I believe he would say that God will say ----WELL DONE THOU GOOD AND FAITHFUL SERVANT.
2007-01-28 01:13:48 · answer #9 · answered by JoJoBa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lucy, you got some 'splaining to do.
2007-01-28 01:08:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
"What? You thought I would be speaking English to you?"
2007-01-28 01:13:55 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋