...a car crash, lost in the woods, set adrift in the ocean, held up at a gas station?
2007-01-27 16:58:03 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i was taken by 2 guys in topeka,ks...we were in a parking lot, and they pulled over with guns and made us get in the car. after about 5 minutes, they pulled over, made me get out, took everything i had and told me to run...(im from california by the way..had NO idea where i was) they shot the gun at me, then took off. ihad to go knock on someones door to call 911..i'll never go back to kansas
2007-01-27 17:04:28 · answer #1 · answered by kristina43 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well when i was 15 my father, mother, brother, uncle and aunt were all in my uncle's bmw. we were visiting my uncle in germany and he wanted to show us some sites. on the way back it was raining and we were driving around on a hill and my uncle had to make a U turn and he made the turn too sharp because he was speeding very fast and the road was slippery and the car started to spin in circles in very fast speeds and spinning towards the end of the hill. i was thinking this is the end. fortunately for us there was no car coming in the opposite direction or that would of caused a definate accident and deaths and fortunately my uncle took control of the wheel as fast as he could before the car fell off the hill. by the time the car stopped the front left wheel was sticking out of the hill. we all had to get out and call the car service thing that lifts the car to get it back to the road. SCARY DAY AND VERY DANGEROUS SITUATION.
2007-01-28 01:05:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I had this one particular day, where I was tripping over everything and bumping into everyone and everything.
That same day, I ran across a busy street, because... well.. I'm just not the brightest light on the Christmas tree. I crossed it okay, but by the time I reached the sidewalk, I got hit by a bike.
That same hour, while walking around the library, I was following a friend, and somehow... I walked into a bookshelf. That was attached to the wall.
That night, I had a dream about falling into the sky, then I woke up and saw that I fell out of bed.
And everything was normal the next day. :-)
2007-01-28 01:53:34 · answer #3 · answered by crystalgoddess101 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
* Hit by a car when I was 4 (6 months in hospital).
* Electrocuted when I was 13 (bad burn, still got the scar).
* Bullied at school (punched in the stomach), ended up in hospital 24hours later (burst appendix) because nobody believed me that I was sick because it was sports day. I thought I was going to die and nobody cared.
* Two car roll overs, two sideways accidents before I slowed down.
* One near miss on a boat with a broken winch cable (very close to messing my pants that time).
* Attacked by a random dog (but it came off second best) when it torn my wrist open, 5 stitches, in my own back yard.
* Had a cranky husband after me for a while because I accidently slept with his wife (true danger I moved city in the end).
And my mate was biten by a brown snake when we went bush walking when I was 18 and had to be rushed to hospital but I guess that doesn't count...
2007-01-28 03:26:55 · answer #4 · answered by roger a 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is not a jokes or riddle but I'll answer anyway. Car accident. Hit by a truck. My car spinned almost 360 deg across the lanes on the freeway. I crawled out of my car alive. At the end after a few years, the Truck driver disappeared so no one can sue for damage. If you see him, please shoot him.
2007-01-28 01:13:53 · answer #5 · answered by RunSueRun 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was at a concert once and a lot of people were going crazy at the entrance trying to get in without tickets. I was already pushed down on the floor and trampled on by people, my neck was against a railing and I thought it would snap. I really thought I was going to die that night.
2007-01-28 01:04:50 · answer #6 · answered by Andrea 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I fell into a pit full of Female impersonators that all looked like Oprah whilst I was covered in spilt chocolate sauce.
They chewed my bits off till a Dr Phil impersonator in the corner coaxed them away with a pork chop.
To make it worse...
roger a found me and drove to a hospital, but he flipped the ute when he ran over a wombat.
2007-01-28 05:31:03 · answer #7 · answered by satnee2003 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I guess the time i was held up in a gas station (i'm not kidding).
2007-01-28 01:03:55 · answer #8 · answered by Porcelain Doll 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Got in a road rage with this punk- instead of standing their own, they called a whole group on the cellphone. Pus$y move.
2007-01-28 01:05:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Been in the middle of a b*tch fight in the college caferteria. It wasn't just that as each girl her own team of punky boys. We were so afraid a bowl of soup or a chair was gonna land on us.
2007-01-28 01:12:51 · answer #10 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋