Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,
"I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say,
"See that chicken there....I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's @ss."
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
What do you call male ballerinas?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your @ss?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time?
Do I point to my crotch & ask, “Excuse me buddy where’s the bathroom?”
2007-01-27 16:35:31 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-01-27 16:36:21 · update #1
You always make my face hurt from laughing.
2007-01-27 16:59:26 · answer #1 · answered by Ta Dah! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha very funny but try this one
Toilet Cleaning Instructions:
* Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
* Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
* In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
* The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
* Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
* Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
* Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
* The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
* Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean
2007-01-27 19:55:38 · answer #2 · answered by meandragon 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1.probly a dare devil vegetarian ate and drink the animals crap, 2 no the dead man is just an empty shell but the police will still ticket him for driving while being asleep and not having proper insurance, 3 cause he might have to tip you while you strip for him.4 gay. 5 good question but i don't have that answer, 6 there is nothing funny about electrons. 7 no that's chucky cheese Disney world is for professional athletes. 8 . i would have to ask my butt doctor he is a great astronaut. 9. cause they might think you want oral sex. is there any other answers you need me to answer to help you understand on how the world works let me know seriously
2007-01-27 19:11:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Most of those are pretty funny. I like the Disney World one the best.
2007-01-31 16:54:31 · answer #4 · answered by Radgar E 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha well good i got a sex joke for you hope you like it :) on hearing that her grandad had just died kate went and visited her nan to comfort her when she asked how he died her nan replyed by sayin that he had had a heart attack while makin love 2 her kate said that it was silly that 2 old people where havin sex as it was askin for trouble her nan replyed by sayin that they used to do it to the slow pace of the church bells as it was just the right speed she then wiped a tear from her eye and carryed on by sayin''if that dahmed ice cream van hadnt come along he would still be alive today'' :) xxx
2016-05-24 07:48:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Your a life saver, I have given up the cigarettes and was on the verge of cracking. Hilarous, that has cheered me up no end..
2007-02-01 01:08:51 · answer #6 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You know there are some good questions here and i would like to know the answers myself. But I think you have a little to much time on your hand if this is all you think about.
2007-01-27 16:43:29 · answer #7 · answered by Shorty 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that's funny too bad i have already heard them all. My friend always sends me emails like that!
2007-01-27 16:42:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG THATS IS SOOO FUNNY N SOOO TRUE Y Y Y??? THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW!!
2007-01-27 16:47:00 · answer #9 · answered by SEXY CRML 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good stuff! You so funny!
2007-01-27 16:57:08 · answer #10 · answered by fedupwu 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋