What is the best way to get rid of my girlfriend of five years?

Question

I care for her a lot but she is not what I want in my life right now. She gained weight (I don't like chubby chicks) so our sex life sucks. The real problem that I have is since I really care for her I feel really guilty leaving her.

Answer 1

A good dumping is like a merciful execution: Fast and to the point. Just outright tell her it's over and leave. I know it sounds cold, but it will minimize the drama.

Answer 2

Lets see..she gained weight, sign of stress in some cases, and you look the same? nothing wrong with you, just her right? but you did stay FIVE years......wow what a catch you must be.