These are both good ....
1. A Canadian, an American, a gorgeous German blonde and an old Italian woman were travelling on a train. All of a sudden the train was plunged into darkness in a tunnel. In the darkness a loud 'smack' was heard. As the train emerged again the American had a bright red welt on his cheek.
The American thought, 'That damn Canadian pinched the blonde and she thought it was me, and smacked me'.
The old Italian woman thought, 'The nerve of that American, he pinched the blonde and she smacked him'.
The German blonde thought, 'That American, must have tried pinching me, but got the elderly woman by mistake, and she smacked him'.
The Canadian thought, ‘I can’t wait for another tunnel, so I can smack that Yank again’
2. A man goes into a corner shop and asks for a box of condoms.
"Sorry, we don't sell condoms here," the shopkeeper says. "You should try Boots."
The guy looks shocked and says "I want to have sex with her, not kick the **** out
2007-01-27 14:53:12 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
first 1 is better
Lil Johnny (age 5) walked into the bathroom just as his mom was getting out of the shower. He noticed the bush between her legs, pointed at it, then asked "What's that Mommy" ? She replied
"That's my washcloth Johnny."
A week later Lil Johnny walked in on his mom in the bathroom again, but this time her bush was shaved. This really had Johnny confused so he asked "Mommy, where is your washcloth" ? his mom replied back "Oh Johnny, I lost it a few days ago."
The next evening when Lil Johnny's mom returned from having to work an extra long shift at work, Johnny rushed up as she entered the door and excitedly exclaimed "Mommy, Mommy ....... I found your washcloth" ! ...... His mom gave him a puzzled look, as Johnny continued explaining ...... "I saw the babysitter washing Dad's face with it this afternoon while you were gone"
LOL
2007-01-27 15:00:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
1
2007-01-27 15:56:59 · answer #2 · answered by properbird27 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first
2007-01-27 16:26:09 · answer #3 · answered by brewergirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why a christmas tree is more effective powerful than a guy: a million. a yuletide tree is continuously erect 2.even small ones supply pride 3.continues to be up for 12 days and nights 4. always seems sturdy, in spite of the lights fixtures on 5.always satisfied with its length 6.has lovable balls 7.doesn't get mad in case you damage one of its balls 8.you are able to throw a yuletide tree out even as this is previous this is "promote by potential of" date 9. you do not ought to submit with a yuletide tree all year. lol ha ha
2016-10-17 03:45:55 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dot really think either of them are funny
but if i had to choose id say the Canadian/American/German/Italian Joke
2007-01-27 14:59:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The second one. 8/10.
2007-01-27 20:11:18 · answer #6 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Number two doesn't make any sense if you don't know that Boots is the name of a business (which I'm assuming), so #1 is better, becasue it can be modified to suit your particular nationality.
2007-01-27 15:00:31 · answer #7 · answered by Devil Dog '73 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The second
2007-01-27 14:57:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one made me chuckle because i can imagine the scene in that carriage.The second joke,no it's too quick and it's a kind of ho hum joke.I liked Answers Addict joke though he-he.
2007-01-27 15:28:50 · answer #9 · answered by stupid girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. so-so 6/10
2. awful 0/10
2007-01-27 14:58:16 · answer #10 · answered by Momma Jo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋