Two guys are riding to work on the bus. They both see two dogs going at it on a lawn.
One guy, who's married, looks at the other and says, "Wow, I'd give anything to do it to my wife like that."
The other, a single guy, says, "Heck, that's easy. Just feed her three beers and she'll be ready to do it in minutes."
The same two guys are riding the bus to work the next morning.
(contd. below...)
2007-01-27 14:28:33 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The single one asks the other:
SINGLE GUY: "Well, did you get to do it yesterday?"
MARRIED MAN: "Yes, but it took SIX beers."
SINGLE GUY: "SIX beers! How come so many?"
MARRIED MAN: "Hell, it took three just to get her out on the lawn."
2007-01-27 14:31:07 · update #1
they see the same guys wife, the dog and 3 empty beer bottles and the guy says, DID YOU HAVE TO TELL THE DOG!?
2007-01-27 14:32:51 · answer #1 · answered by John P 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats a lol kinda joke my friends looking over my shoulder and were cracking up!
2007-01-27 14:32:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like that one
2007-01-27 14:35:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Classic !
2007-01-27 14:41:07 · answer #4 · answered by Fortytipper 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good one 10/10.
2007-01-27 14:32:53 · answer #5 · answered by Ace 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's the funniest thing i've read in a while
2007-01-27 15:11:33 · answer #6 · answered by just tht kid over there 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
great, funny as heck.
2007-01-27 15:00:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
not a bad joke, you made me laugh.
2007-01-27 14:34:36 · answer #8 · answered by jennycf2 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a funny one !!!!!!!!!!! LOL , I gotta remember that one to tell to the wife!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-27 14:55:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats krazy butt funny
2007-01-31 12:14:02 · answer #10 · answered by ~**Tay Tay**~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋