My drunken uncle who was stopped by the police for going the wrong way down a one-way street? The cop says "Didn't you see the arrows?" And my uncle says "Arrows? I didn't even see the Indians!" Then the officer asks "Where were heading to, anyhow?" My uncle said "I don't know, but I must be late because everybody else is coming back".
2007-01-27 14:20:28 · 11 answers · asked by Commander 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What are you? A retard or someting?
Drunk driving the wrong way down one way street could have killed someone.
Good joke 10/10. Good spin on life. We've probably all driven the wrong way at one time or another.
2007-01-28 06:19:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
7/10
2007-01-27 22:46:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-27 22:25:33 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was funny! 10 out of 10! :)
2007-01-28 05:56:06 · answer #4 · answered by dorieaj 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!! Sounds like something my fiance would say!!
2007-01-27 23:15:58 · answer #5 · answered by momofatsc 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
refer to buddy hackett circa 1970
2007-01-27 22:51:38 · answer #6 · answered by pbear i 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
gd enough! 8/10
2007-01-27 22:41:59 · answer #7 · answered by punk'n'pretty 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not very good! 4/10
2007-01-27 22:28:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
funny stuff.
2007-01-27 22:42:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
pretty good
2007-01-27 23:40:48 · answer #10 · answered by creerhnter 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋