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There is this short guy. He lives on the top floor of an apartment building. Everyday when it's nice out he takes the stairs. When it's rainy out he takes the elevator. How Does he reach the top button?

2007-01-27 14:11:18 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

A. On Rainy days he uses his umbrella.

2007-01-27 14:12:03 · update #1

13 answers

he uses the umbrella to touch the numbers on the elevator he can't reach

it wouldn't has been as easy if you said a short man

2007-01-27 14:14:19 · answer #1 · answered by Grammar B*@%h 4 · 0 1

Since he uses the elevator when it's rainy, he uses the umbrella to reach the top button

2007-01-27 22:17:57 · answer #2 · answered by Mikhail 1 · 0 0

you wrote the question wrong.
its supposed to be:::
A man lives in a beachfront hotel in Myrtle Beach,SC. He enjoys surfing and skimboarding.
He lives in the penthouse of the hotel.(the 25th Floor)

Every day, when he goes down to eat lunch, he can ride the elevator all the way down and has no troubles.

However, when he comes home, he always has a problem. He can only ride the elevator to the 12th floor. Then, he has to take the stairs all the way up to his house.
He has filed several complaints with the management, but they are being stubborn.

He claims that only on rainy days can he ride the elevator all the way up to his floor.

Why is this???

Answer:::He is short and can only reach buttons 10, 11 and 12 when he does not have his umbrella to press buttons

2007-01-27 22:35:49 · answer #3 · answered by (skipskipskip) 2 · 1 0

He uses his umbrella to push the buttons

2007-01-28 05:01:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Werent we supposed to answer this?


He uses his umbrella on rainy days.

2007-01-27 22:14:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

hes a midget and on rainy days he uses his umbrella!!

2007-01-27 22:18:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

he uses his umbrella

2007-01-27 22:20:16 · answer #7 · answered by punk'n'pretty 3 · 0 0

elevator shoes

2007-01-27 22:14:46 · answer #8 · answered by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 · 0 1

eeh

2007-01-27 23:02:49 · answer #9 · answered by Rocklyn80 5 · 0 0

Great joke!!!

2007-01-27 22:15:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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