A teacher asks her class if anyone could use the word 'indefinitely' in a sentence. Well, Clark has his hand raised in the back of the class. But the teacher knows he's a trouble maker and that he doesn't know the answer, so she calls on Matt.
Matt replies, 'Due to the weather, school was canceled indefinitely.'
'Good' the teacher replies.
'What about you Steve?'
Steve says, 'Since the bus broke down, transportation was stopped indefinitely.'
The teacher then says that the sentence was too much like the other one, and she asks if anyone can use it in a different way.
(contd. below...)
2007-01-27 13:50:27 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So there's Clark waving his hand. And the teacher thinks ... (Maybe he really does know the answer), so she calls on him. Clark stands up and says:
'As I felt my balls slap off her ***, I knew that I was in definitely!'
2007-01-27 13:53:06 · update #1
A 3rd grade teacher asked her students to use the word "definitely" in a sentence.
Billy says "The sky is definitely blue" ...... The teacher says "No, Billy it's cloudy out today, so the sky is actually gray"
Suzy goes next saying "The grass is definitely green". The teacher again disagrees by saying "Sorry Suzy, but it's late autumn and the grass is actually brown".
Lil Johnny in the back is waving his hand then asks "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them" ?
The teacher gives him a stern look and replies "No Johnny, they don't" !
Johnny says "Then I definitely shitt my pants".
LOL
2007-01-27 14:02:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha good one. checkout this joke: A woman posts an ad in the newspaper that looks like this… “Looking for man with these qualifications: won’t beat me up, or run away from me, and is great in bed.” She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but one in particular stood out. After giving the man her address, he came to her house. She opening the door for him and the man said, “Hi, I’m Bob. I have no arms so I won’t beat you up and no legs so I won’t run away.” So the lady says, “What makes you think you are great in bed?” Bob replies, “I rang the door bell didn’t I?”
2016-05-24 07:23:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10 fuuuuuuuunny
2007-01-27 16:21:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-27 14:13:40 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome! 10/10!
2007-01-27 14:50:21 · answer #5 · answered by punk'n'pretty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe...nice dude
2007-01-27 13:54:46 · answer #6 · answered by Mikhail 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-01-31 12:12:36 · answer #7 · answered by ~**Tay Tay**~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How old is this class supposed to be?
2007-01-27 14:13:10 · answer #8 · answered by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh wow! thats funny lol
2007-01-27 13:55:53 · answer #9 · answered by phillygirl513 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...gud one man...rily enjoyed it..plz post somemore
2007-01-27 14:05:26 · answer #10 · answered by Lefties 2 Da Bone!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋