A boy was in line for lunch in his school cafeteria for a hotdog. The boy got his hot dog, and asked, "Can I have some ketchup?"
She said, "Young man, I do not allow that language in my lunchroom, go back to class."
Well, the boy went back to class very confused. His teacher asked why he was back so soon without eating. He said "all I did was ask for some ketchup, and she told me to go back to class." The teacher said, "Young man I do not allow words like that in my classroom, go see the principal."
So, he went to the principal still very confused. The principal asked him why he was here. He said, "All I did was ask for some ketchup." He said, Son, I do not tolerate that language in my school, you're suspended."
His mom picked him up and asked why he got suspended, he said "All I did was ask for ketchup!" She says, "I don't allow words like that in my house!"
So he decided to run away. He ran down the road, was hit by car and killed instantly.
What is the moral the story?
2007-01-27 13:47:23 · 12 answers · asked by penguinluvinman 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Look both ways before crossing the street.
2007-01-28 11:52:29 · update #1
was it in another country and ketchup actually means poon?
2007-01-27 13:54:04 · answer #1 · answered by Richard Cranium 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give people ketchup when they ask for it so they won't run down the road, get hit by a car, and get killed instantly.
2007-01-27 22:06:18 · answer #2 · answered by Barb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Always make time for a friend or loved one, and you will not have live with any regrets when they are gone?
2007-01-27 21:59:44 · answer #3 · answered by onAhhroll 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lame !! but guessing from everyones reaction, they dint get it .That is funnier. i guess no one understood the moral of the story :-)
That should tell you something
2007-01-29 04:12:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont ask for ketchup???
and why is ketchup such a bad thing??
2007-01-27 21:54:56 · answer #5 · answered by ♥(~~**~~)♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Always say please when asking for something like ketchup and treat others with respect
2007-01-27 22:05:24 · answer #6 · answered by dolphingal01 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't make little boys run away?
2007-01-27 21:54:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was it because he didn't say "please"???
It seems that he's not using his manners very well...he could've said "Can I please have some ketchup"
...just guessing...^^
2007-01-27 22:06:43 · answer #8 · answered by Mikhail 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't ask for ketchup
2007-01-27 21:53:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay...so what is the answer?
2007-01-28 06:03:58 · answer #10 · answered by dorieaj 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋