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She told me they can spring up and bite ya at any moment while walking out and about. So really, why did God make trouser snakes, along with mosuqitos?

2007-01-27 12:51:26 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

23 answers

A very creative wit.

Every one of these questions makes Christians look great. So thank you!

2007-01-27 12:57:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

You must ask a trouser snake yourself! Chances are they'll play dead at first, so I recommend a small pair of electrodes and a thick wooden paddle to coerce them into talking. If they suddenly rise, you'll need to immerse them in freezing icewater, and keep paddling away. At some point you may feel a heavenly sensation overtake you, which means you've reached a spiritual consensus and union with the Trouser Snake. You may be blessed with a generous spattering of Holy Water or something similar, so rejoice if it comes to this point!

2007-01-27 20:55:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Everythings there for a reason... Sigh... So let's just keep it real... I'm sure those snakes will ask, "why god create human?" See?! God need to makes things balance all the time. Is not easy to be a god.
PEACE~

2007-01-27 20:59:40 · answer #3 · answered by Kee's_Fantasy 2 · 0 0

It's all something to do with the food chain. The trouser snake, along with its relative genus, Alabamus Africanus Serpentis, keep the feline population in check. If not for the existence of these species, felines would run rampant and that certainly would not do.

2007-01-27 20:56:15 · answer #4 · answered by qamper 5 · 1 1

In Texas, those snakes are called "Coach Whips".

Mosquitoes? -- I would think that they have a purpose in the over-all scheme of things. What purpose, I have no idea.

Oh, yeah.

My Purple Martins are awesome, and they feed on Mosquitoes, primarily.

2007-01-27 20:59:51 · answer #5 · answered by MrsOcultyThomas 6 · 0 0

I guess we were supposed to have lived in the garden where there weren't all those bad things, but when Adam and Eve did the evil deed, God said get out of my garden and live outside where life isn't so pleasent.

2007-01-27 20:54:58 · answer #6 · answered by You may be right 7 · 0 1

Yes.Genesis speaks of God's wonderful creation however because of sin everything changes.

2007-01-27 21:23:31 · answer #7 · answered by excoticgreeneyes 2 · 0 0

well mosquito's can be a quandry, But the trouser snake had to exist so that the world would be populated.

2007-01-27 20:53:36 · answer #8 · answered by iroc 7 · 0 1

Trouser snakes don't bite and spit unless you rub them the wrong way.

2007-01-27 20:54:10 · answer #9 · answered by lunartic5 3 · 2 1

yeah but when adam sinned everything got twisted snakes most likely didn't eat meat and mosuqitos probably drank nectar.

2007-01-27 20:56:04 · answer #10 · answered by grace_girl 2 · 0 1

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