2007-01-27 12:41:32 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Call him and demand it back. Bet he returns it with a cigarette burn in it and a smell that just won't wash out. You know how he is!
2007-01-27 12:45:26 · answer #1 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry to be the one to tell you but your soul was never yours to give away, you fall to Satan by default? It's God that is the harder one to get to not Satan and you would be surprised by all the company you have. Just say the Devil made me do it makes more sense?
God is a God of love and with or without religion if you fear then Satan is your father and he has your soul.
2007-01-27 20:51:40 · answer #2 · answered by sirromo4u 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Man - Bad news
The cops found your soul burned out and abandoned down by the docks.
Apparently a squatter had been living in it for the last few days so there is quite a bit of urine and other waste in it.
I'd call the insurance company...
2007-01-27 20:45:40 · answer #3 · answered by special-chemical-x 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i know you think this is a joke and believe yourself to be possibly cool and funny for thinking of this "unique" (??) question but let me tell you something cool boy, Satan already is laughing at you, and now has a foot in your doorway and that of your friends and family, because even just a joke about Him owning your soul puts you morethanthisclose to the possibility of darkness entering your life, remember this in the weeks to come and see if I am not correct
2007-01-27 20:48:22 · answer #4 · answered by vilynblackthorne 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The profoundly evil adversary of God and humanity, often identified with the leader of the fallen angels, the Devil.the archfiend Satan, Old Nick, Devil, the Devil, Lucifer, Beelzebub, the Tempter, Prince of Darkness]
master of Hell
After that child had broken my windows,Lit my house on fire and ate my cat spaghetti style, I believe he had satan in him.
2007-01-27 20:46:43 · answer #5 · answered by tiracs69 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take him to small claims court. I like Judge Mathis.
2007-01-27 20:53:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
File a complaint with the BBB!
2007-01-27 20:55:52 · answer #7 · answered by Xfactor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you were ignorant of the fact in lending your soul to Satan.Repent and ask God forgiveness.
2007-01-27 20:48:53 · answer #8 · answered by excoticgreeneyes 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hire a repo man.
2007-01-27 20:53:36 · answer #9 · answered by milomax 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing. You just got Pawned!
2007-01-27 20:44:45 · answer #10 · answered by Peanut Penis 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋