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There was this 2nd grade school teacher and on the first
day of school she was going over the rules and wanted
everyone to introduce themselves.

She told them right off, that one thing she would not
tolerate in her classroom was profanity or bad language.
So she proceded to introduce herself and had all the kids
start giving their names.

It came to the back of the room and this little girl
introduced herself as "HAPPY BUTT SMITH". The teacher made
her repeat her name. Then said, ok and moved on to the
next student.

Well, the little girl's name really bothered the teacher, so
she then had a note sent home with all the students and
asked that they have their parents fill out their complete
name and some other information. She wanted to check on
the little girl who said her name was "HAPPY BUTT".

Well, the next day the kids all brought their papers back
with their names all filled out. Well, she came across
the little girl named "HAPPY BUTT SMITH" and called her up
to her desk.

2007-01-27 12:15:45 · 24 answers · asked by Nunya M 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

She told the little girl that her parents had
filled out the paper with her name as "GLADYS SMITH".

The little girl said, "GLAD ***, HAPPY BUTT; What's the
difference??"

2007-01-27 12:15:57 · update #1

24 answers

LOL!! That was pretty good... : )

2007-01-27 12:23:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I know a few Mercedes'. I think it's annoying when people call them Mercedes-Benz. I know I wouldn't like it if I was called that. It's a pretty name though. Mercy seems like an okay nickname I guess. Most Mercedes that I know are Latina, so they also go by Meche. I definitely like that it isn't a super common name like Emily and Sarah. I personally hate both of those names. I'm pretty sure it isn't as silly as some other names out there. At least it's a real name with a real meaning. Hope I helped :)

2016-05-24 07:04:15 · answer #2 · answered by Kimberly 4 · 0 0

Okay...some people have a werid sense of houmor

2007-01-27 13:06:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Glad- happy
a$s- but.
happy but

2007-01-27 12:53:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

haha nice

and i agree with the first answer jordan is a fabulous name for a girl :P (its mine) ;)

2007-01-27 12:38:13 · answer #5 · answered by Jordan Alexis 6 · 0 0

ha

2007-01-27 12:21:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Haha that was a good one.

2007-01-27 12:24:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Whats the question???

2007-01-27 12:50:13 · answer #8 · answered by loonney1993 2 · 0 1

cute BUTT long and drawn out...lol

2007-01-27 12:51:05 · answer #9 · answered by zpoetress 2 · 0 0

cute joke

2007-01-27 12:31:37 · answer #10 · answered by mama 2 · 0 0

LOL

That was soooooo funny. But my cousin had to explain it to me!!!!!

2007-01-27 12:25:30 · answer #11 · answered by Tara 1 · 2 0

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