There was a competition to cross the English channel doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde.
After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest. About 40 minutes later, the redhead crawled up on the shore and was declared the second place finisher.
Nearly 4 hours after that, the blonde finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers.
When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race, she replied, "I don't want to sound like I'm a sore loser, but I think those two other girls were using their arms..."
2007-01-27 11:43:44 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I bet she had sore boobies.
2007-01-27 11:52:52 · answer #1 · answered by monkeymanelvis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too good! Thanks!
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-01-27 19:51:12 · answer #2 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats great. 10/10.
2007-01-28 04:15:14 · answer #3 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great, that is probably my favourite blonde joke of all time, 10 / 10 pmsl
2007-01-28 00:17:47 · answer #4 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At least the blode is 'armless ! haha
2007-01-27 20:00:42 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol
2007-01-27 19:48:07 · answer #6 · answered by rusco21 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. nice. good job.
2007-01-27 22:36:56 · answer #7 · answered by Rich 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
2007-01-27 19:59:55 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good
2007-01-28 01:06:10 · answer #9 · answered by creerhnter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋