2007-01-27 11:21:30 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'd give him a high-5 and take him out for bowling and beer. Ask him how mankind as a whole is doing lately, and treat him to a Mongolian BBQ. I think he'd enjoy himself.
2007-01-28 15:29:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He will, on the day of Armageddon, or some call it The Second Coming, the day Jesus appears will be the day of the 1000 Years of the Golden Age. I and you and everyone will see that day, it is written.
2007-01-27 11:29:06 · answer #2 · answered by peaches 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I am not sure I would be able to say anything in fact I am sure I would not be able to say anything. I would be thinking why me Oh Lord,that is if I could even stand and not fall down as dead as most people that met Jesus did in Heaven.
2007-01-27 11:28:39 · answer #3 · answered by sirromo4u 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He did. He educated me and fixed my ailing back and I helped him build a green house. He came like a thief in the night as prophecied on the clouds of confusion and like a skilled thief took the jewels, who were waiting for him, and skeedaddled. So you see, the rapture has happened, I got caught up with Jesus on the clouds of confusion that we are all immersed in here on earth, got clarity on religion and many more subjects and thats my story and I'm sticking to it. I'll show any sincere seeker the evidence. You decide for yourself with your own good intellect and heart.
2007-01-27 11:26:48 · answer #4 · answered by regmor12 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Smile
2007-01-27 11:24:29 · answer #5 · answered by getfit chick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We would have a very, very long conversation and I'm sure we get on splendidly. I'd ask him why he didn't write his own book, and I'd be particularly interested in his opinions of the Bible... especially his take on the writings of St. Paul.. a very un-Christlike man imo.
2007-01-27 11:27:12 · answer #6 · answered by sueflower 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask for a refill on my prescriptions, and have them cinch up my straight jacket a little tighter. I’d obviously be nuts if I saw something that clearly could not exist.
2007-01-27 11:28:18 · answer #7 · answered by Devil in Details 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How will i know if it's Jesus?
How will i recognize him?
How will i know it's not the devil?
How will he prove himself?
I guess i'll ask him to tell those Christians that he never said to worship him.
2007-01-27 11:27:52 · answer #8 · answered by Nuwaubian Moor 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
" If you are really Jesus, turn this glass of water into wine."
Jesus snaps his fingers and the water instantly turns dark purple. I give him a firm handshake.
" Glad to meet you, sir," I reply with a wide smile.
" Anything else you need?"
" Would you please give George W. Bush a heart attack?"
2007-01-27 11:32:40 · answer #9 · answered by TarKettle 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
First I would want proof that he is who he says that he is and if he is able to provide it, I will ask him why he "appeared" before me.
2007-01-27 11:31:39 · answer #10 · answered by tomleah_06 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋