Mary gets married and has 17 children. Her husband dies, so she remarries two weeks later and has another 12 children. Her second husband then dies, as does Mary a month later. The local priest attends her wake and looks down on her in her coffin. "Thank God," says the priest. "The two of them are together at last."
"So Father," says one of the mourners. "When you say that, are you talking about her first husband, or her second husband?"
"I'm not talking about her husbands, says the priest..."I'm talking about her legs."
2007-01-27 10:41:13 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol i wasnt expecting that
2007-01-27 11:29:31 · answer #1 · answered by Jade 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Was the priest Father Ted? lmao
2007-01-27 18:47:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny definately but could you imagine the the flowers( would shut a small shop down) and how long the funeral prosession would be of just immeadiate family only.
2007-01-27 20:04:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes it is very funny. Especially since the priest said it.
2007-01-27 18:46:52 · answer #4 · answered by kayjay 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-27 19:00:37 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats good. 8/10.
2007-01-28 04:16:47 · answer #6 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I personally found that funny, although in certain circles I am known for having a terrible sense of humour.
2007-01-27 18:47:03 · answer #7 · answered by liamstarot 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-27 18:49:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
she had a lot of refills good laugh fingers 1010
2007-01-28 07:38:45 · answer #9 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-01-28 04:58:00 · answer #10 · answered by xpsihateyou 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-01-27 20:07:27 · answer #11 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋