A woman goes to a plastic surgeon and has a radical new treatment. The surgeon puts a small screw in the back of her head so she can turn it and tighten up her skin every time it shows signs of wrinkling. A month later she comes back very upset. "Doctor your treatment is dreadful! Look at my face! The bags under my eyes are huge and no matter how much I turn the screw they won't go away!
"They're not bags," replies the doctor, "those are your breasts. And if you keep turning that screw you're going to end up with a goatee."
2007-01-27 10:36:20 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
bravo very original
2007-01-28 11:24:05 · answer #1 · answered by amazin 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so the bush is where the **** were could be handy fingers 10 /10 i can just answer 10 jokes then my limit is up
2007-01-28 07:35:31 · answer #2 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bollox
2007-01-30 12:18:44 · answer #3 · answered by troubled genius 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't suppose they were two beauty spots then?
2007-01-29 11:21:33 · answer #4 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋