2 Blonde jokes ???

Question

1-HOW TO OPEN YOU LOCKED DOOR !!!
A blonde drives down the road. She notices she's running out of gas so she stops at a gas station. While she's pumping the gas she notices she locked the keys in the car. She goes inside to pay, and asks the attendant for a hanger so she can attempt to open the door herself.She goes out and begins to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant goes outside to see how the blond is faring. The blond outside of the car is moving the hanger around and around, while the blond inside of the car is saying, "A little more to the left... a little more to the right!!".

2-DADDY'S ADVICE!!!!
It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blonde got off work.She made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make it home. She sat in her car while it warmed up and thought about her situation. She finally remembered her daddy's advice that if she got caught in a blizzard she should wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it. That way she would not get stuck in a snow drift. This made her feel much better and sure enough, in a little while, a snow plow went by and she started to follow it.As she followed the snow plow she was feeling very smug as they continued and she was not having any problem with the blizzard conditions. After quite sometime had passed she was somewhat surprised when the snow plow stopped and the driver got out and came back to her car and signaled for her to roll down her window. The snow plow driver wanted to know if she was all right as she had been following him for a long time.She said that she was fine and told him of her daddy's advice to follow a snow plow when caught in a blizzard. The driver replied that it was OK with him and she could continue if she wanted ..but he was done with the Wal-Mart parking lot and was going over to K-mart next...

Answer 1

While driving down the road, a blond is caught in a sudden hail storm. Upset about the damage to her new car, she pulls into a repair shop. She asks the repair man how to fix her car, the repair man, having had a bad day, replies, See that thing right there, pointing at the tail pipe, you wrap your mouth around that and blow real hard. Excited, the blond hurries home, and goes about trying to 'blow' the dents out of her car. When her roommate, a brunette, returns home, she asks, what are you doing. The blond replies by telling her about the storm, and that this is how the repair man told her to fix it. But she was worried that something was wrong because it wasnt working. Puzzled, they both stand back looking at the car, when suddenly the roommate, goes....YOU IDIOT, OF COURSE ITS NOT GOING TO WORK, THE WINDOWS ARE DOWN.

Answer 2

no 1

Answer 3

heres one. a blonde walks right into a digital save and says " am i able to have that television interior the nook", although the clerk reported that she didnt serve blondes so the blonde dyed her hair brunette and requested for the same television interior the nook although the clerk reported the same component she didnt serve blondes, wondered the blonde dyed her hair red and went into the save. she requested for the same television interior the nook yet once again the clerk reported i dont serve blondes. annoyed she requested him how he knew he became blonde. he reported " i recognize with the aid of the indisputable fact that isnt a television interior the nook its a microwave!"

Answer 4

I think number two is better cuz I never saw that coming. They're both good though.

Answer 5

Ha Ha! Funny jokes! 10/10!

Answer 6

number 1 is better

Answer 7

Those were really good. The second one was a hoot.

Answer 8

Good ones!

Answer 9

I vote number one is funnier. Now vote for me.

Answer 10

lol their both good but i like the first one better lol.
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