What's the joke about this boy has a shower with his mum and asks what that is n she says its my washer n the cleaner is using the washer or something like that?? Dunno.
2007-01-27 10:21:37 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I heard a joke that might be similar .....
Lil Johnny (age 5) walked into the bathroom just as his mom was getting out of the shower. He noticed the bush between her legs, pointed at it, then asked "What's that Mommy" ? She replied
"That's my washcloth Johnny."
A week later Lil Johnny walked in on his mom in the bathroom again, but this time her bush was shaved. This really had Johnny confused so he asked "Mommy, where is your washcloth" ? his mom replied back "Oh Johnny, I lost it a few days ago."
The next evening when Lil Johnny's mom returned from having to work an extra long shift at work, Johnny rushed up as she entered the door and excitedly exclaimed "Mommy, Mommy ....... I found your washcloth" ! ...... His mom gave him a puzzled look, as Johnny continued explaining ...... "I saw the babysitter washing Dad's face with it this afternoon while you were gone"
LOL
2007-01-27 10:48:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
It's probably a variation of this joke (which I paraphrased):
A little boy gets a shower with his mother and he sees the *thing between her legs* and asks what it is. His mother says "That's my garage."
Then the little boy gets a shower with his dad and sees the *thing between his legs* and asks what it is. His dad says "That's my car."
Then later that night the little boy asks to sleep with his parents in their bed. He looks under the covers and says "Mommy, mommy, daddy's car is going into your garage!"
Now one could change that joke by making the Garage a washing machine, and the Car some other object. In short, there are endless variations that could be created such as the one mentioned earlier about the snake and the headlights and the bush.
That's probably the joke you're thinking of.
2007-01-27 18:39:10 · answer #2 · answered by Ryan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the only one i remmeber wit a boy taken a shower with his mom is when he asks is mom whats that and she sais a drain and then he takes a shower with his dad and asks whats that and he says its a pipe or something and then later on that night he ggoes to his parents room and screams daddy has his pipe in mommys drain or somthing liek that
2007-01-27 18:41:09 · answer #3 · answered by Kelly S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a variation of this one: The story goes that after losing his red wagon and after searching everywhere Johnie encounters first mother in the bathroom and then father who tell them what their genitals "are", so he asks father "Dad, can you take your flashlight up Mom's tunnel and see if you can find my little red wagon". One of the first sexual jokes that I ever heard as a child (around 1946), and I didn't understand it.
2007-01-27 18:26:13 · answer #4 · answered by DrB 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
all i remember is the one where the mom says its her garage and headlights and the dad says its his car or something, so at night the boy tells the mom to turn on her head lights because the car is going into the garage. thats the only one i remember.
2007-01-27 18:25:27 · answer #5 · answered by mandynv18 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A little boy goes up to his mom and says "mommy can take a shower with you?"
The mom says no, so the boys goes "please it's my birthday" "Ok" says the mom
"just don't look up or down" "Ok I promise" says the boy. But as soon as they're
in the shower the boy looks up and says "mommy what are those?" so the mom says
"those are my headlights" "oh" says the boy. Then he looks down and says "mommy
what is that?" so she says "that's my bush" "oh" said the boy.
So later the boy goes up to his dad and says "daddy can take a shower with
you?" and the dad says "no". "Please it's my birthday" "ok" said the dad "just
don't look down" "ok I promise" said the boy.
But as soon as they're in the shower the boy looks down and says "daddy what's
that?" so the dad says "that's my snake" "oh" said the boy.
So later that night the boy says "mommy, daddy can I get in bed with you I had
a bad dream" "no" say his parents. "Please it's my birthday" "Ok" said his
parents "just don't look under the covers" "ok I promise" said the boy.
But as soon as he's in the bed he looks under the covers and screams "mom turn
your head lights there's a snake in your bush!"
2007-01-27 18:27:28 · answer #6 · answered by I♥my emily 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like an extremely offensive incest joke.
2007-01-27 18:29:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think i have an idea of what youre talkin about but i cant be completely sure because i cant remeber all of what i heard
2007-01-27 18:25:34 · answer #8 · answered by ♥♫§weetTart§amantha♫♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, sorry
2007-01-27 19:19:46 · answer #9 · answered by wolfchic20 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, dont remember this joke
2007-01-27 18:23:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋