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..A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself a gator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures.The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Daggone it, this one ain't wearing any shoes either!"..

2007-01-27 10:19:55 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

great!keep em coming Rakel

2007-01-27 10:23:34 · answer #1 · answered by Mark K 6 · 0 0

Now that was a good blonde joke!! LOL!!

2007-01-27 10:28:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahahahhahahah! Thats awesome!

2007-01-27 10:25:42 · answer #3 · answered by Kali 2 · 0 0

Lol

2007-01-27 10:26:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yup, that one was funny.

2007-01-27 10:26:25 · answer #5 · answered by Wendi lu who 4 · 0 0

Good one :)

2007-01-27 10:25:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

that was a pretty good one.

2007-01-27 10:31:25 · answer #7 · answered by ♦ Phoenix Rising♦ 6 · 0 0

That's a good one! :)......I love blond jokes!!! :)

2007-01-27 10:25:23 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Kayla♥ 2 · 0 0

ha ha lol

2007-01-27 10:25:49 · answer #9 · answered by peanut 4 · 0 0

lol loved it. ♥

2007-01-27 10:25:01 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Amanda Way♥ 3 · 0 0

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