A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding. Officer: May i see your licence? Lady: what does it look like? Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it. The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer. The officer opens it up and says 'if you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over.'
2007-01-27 09:47:41 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahahhahahahahahaha
tahst sooo funny
lmao
hahahahahahahhahahaa!!
good laugh
2007-01-27 09:53:54 · answer #1 · answered by bobbynamdarrwh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, funny standby on any day. The blonde cop must have a decent level of intelligence but fell back to the driver's level... like they say, sorority sisters in Wellesley began to converge their periods.
2007-01-27 17:53:53 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahahahah LOL
=D
2007-01-27 17:51:54 · answer #3 · answered by Domingo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't know there was a blonde joke I hadn't heard yet!
Nice work!!!
2007-01-27 17:51:00 · answer #4 · answered by muskrat_h8r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one of the best blond jokes ive heard so far, and im blond =)
2007-01-27 17:50:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny! Clever.
2007-01-27 17:50:47 · answer #6 · answered by Wendi lu who 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One to another lol. Cute.
2007-01-27 17:52:09 · answer #7 · answered by Bren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! That was a good one! Clean too!
2007-01-27 17:50:59 · answer #8 · answered by JACQUELINE T 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An old one, but a good one....thanks for the laugh.
2007-01-27 19:17:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yeah wierd... LOL nice one.
2007-01-27 17:58:43 · answer #10 · answered by Daniella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋