When Einstein died and arrived at the gates of heaven, St. Peter wouldn't let him in until he proved his identity. Einstein scribbled out a couple of his equations, and was admitted into paradise. And when Picasso died, St. Peter asked, "How do I know you're Picasso?" Picasso sketched out a couple of his masterpieces. St. Peter was convinced and let him in. When George W. Bush died, he went to heaven and met the man at the gates. "How can you prove to me you're George W. Bush?" Saint Peter said. Bush replied, "Well heck, I don’t know." St. Peter says, "Well, Albert Einstein showed me his equations and Picasso drew his famous pictures. What can you do to prove you're George W. Bush?" Bush replies, "Who are Albert Einstein and Picasso?" St. Peter says, "It must be you, George, c'mon on in."
I did not make up this joke FYI..
2007-01-27 09:43:50 · 13 answers · asked by Lithium 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha thats funny, but it would have been better if u put paris hilton in instead of bush =]
2007-01-27 09:48:59 · answer #1 · answered by blank 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Recycled... heard that when Clinton was prez. Still good though. 7/10
2007-01-27 09:50:05 · answer #2 · answered by La Sombra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not sucha hott joke,cuz i like Bush yaaaa dont h8 me....its an OPINION
2007-01-27 10:07:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hung like einstein smart as a horse?????
2007-01-27 09:52:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its funny
2007-01-27 10:22:05 · answer #5 · answered by Mark K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think its halarious...
but pik a dumber person..
2007-01-27 10:01:27 · answer #6 · answered by bobbynamdarrwh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Joke GWB is a ****** idiot!!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-27 10:00:12 · answer #7 · answered by Rosie 89 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
emmm no
2007-01-27 10:27:01 · answer #8 · answered by couriouscat156 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-27 10:00:11 · answer #9 · answered by phad 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really.
2007-01-27 09:50:00 · answer #10 · answered by Domingo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋