I wish to appease the TELEVISION GOD and hope he isn't angry with me anymore....
2007-01-27 09:35:39 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Not really but ive found the best way to please the tv gods are to donate money in the envelopes they send you every month.
2007-01-27 09:38:15 · answer #1 · answered by Stinknugget 3 · 10⤊ 0⤋
Well, if there IS something like this "God" made in the image of man, who is a jealous God and needs to be appeased, it probably has a sense of humor as well and will laugh its butt off watching you bow down to the TV....
2007-01-27 09:39:24 · answer #2 · answered by flywho 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pay your tithes (bill) to the cable company and the television God will be pleased. In the mean time you will have to wait until the TV God gets the tithes.
2007-01-27 09:39:52 · answer #3 · answered by richyblast 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. It's only blasphemy if you pour a libation of oil mixed with the urine of a cow to the TV god. Everyone knows that in Guidonomy 14:23 the LORD TV said, "And thou shalt not make unto me, the TV your LORD, a libation of oil, nor one with the piss of a cow, for that thing is an abomination unto me, the LORD TV."
2007-01-27 09:41:57 · answer #4 · answered by Jack T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I don't think so, but I've long ago dedicated my life to the Television Gods :-)
Remember to offer up your remote controls and TV GUIDE.
2007-01-27 09:38:39 · answer #5 · answered by Vaughn 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Of course it's blasphemy! Enjoy!
2007-01-27 09:38:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
shut the tv off and read a book ! If you worship your TV you need to find other things to do! I hardly watch tv only for a few shows.
2007-01-27 09:39:07 · answer #7 · answered by jojo 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
God will be there between Noon and 6pm to fix your TV.
2007-01-27 09:38:36 · answer #8 · answered by Omni D 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
No. I have asked my cable god to talk to yours. He said he will see what he can do. ;-)
2007-01-27 09:38:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
It would be an act of stupidity more than any thing else.
2007-01-27 09:42:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋