What is the joke that goes something like..?

Question

it goes something like this, does anyone know the whole joke?
some guy likes this lady but she has a daughter and she says you can only date me if you look after my daughter tonight and then the guy says he will and hes in the shower and the girl asks if she can come in and the guys like no way and she says, i'll tell mummy and so he says ok then she asks about his u no what and he gives it a name, and then hes in bed and the girl does the same thing and sks if she can come in or she'll tell mummy and then she ask about his you no what again and yeah.. then i forgot the rest, does anyone know it?

Answer 1

Hmmm sounds similar to the Johnny Focker Faster joke I heard in the '70's as a kid.

Well the asker down below here is how I remember it

One day, a boy was born into the Faster family. They named him Johnny. Johnny Focker. One day when Johnny was 12 years old, his little neighbor friend Susie came over. Little Johnny was the only one home. Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I forget now LOL. But it goes along the lines of her asking for cookies & such & a few more things then them ending up having sex. Then his parents come home saying Johnny. Johnny where are you? Johnny Focker Faster? Johnny Focker Faster?? His reply is Shut up B*tch I'm f*cking her as fast as I can. Sorry I forget the middle part. D*mn mind is going out on me :0(

Answer 2

AHHHHH!! You have asked this a few times... I answered the same as the first answerer here. First answerer - Do you remember the whole thing? I tried to summize in the other question posed by the same asker... But I can't remember the whole thing. I can't believe that anyone else remembers it! (I heard it in the 80's... must have been more popular than I thought)

Answer 3

He names it something special and the mom comes home and says "you didn't sleep with my daughter did you?" and the guys all
"oh no mam,I gave her something special"