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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go on the next trip.

The brunette said, "We should go to Mars." The redhead said, "We should go to the Moon."

The brunette and the redhead sat there arguing for a while. Suddenly, the blonde shouts, "Stop arguing! I know where the next expedition should be to ... the Sun!"

The brunette and the redhead looked at each other and started laughing. The brunette finally said, "You can't go to the Sun. You would melt or burn up before you even got close!"

The blonde said, "DUH... Not if you go at night!"
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What do you think?

2007-01-27 09:23:35 · 22 answers · asked by past praying for 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

22 answers

Heard it! ha ha!

2007-01-27 09:26:58 · answer #1 · answered by Jeff 5 · 0 0

i'm blond and that i like a competent blond comedian tale! I additionally prefer to furnish some quickfire brunette ones lower back inspite of the shown fact that! what's a brunettes mating call? Has the blond left yet? How does a brunette save carry of his parent? no person else needs it? Why did homosapien guy hunt the vast for fur? They thought it extra appropriate than dealing with the scalp of a brunette.

2016-11-01 10:50:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Blond joke 31 not bad only a 6 though.

2007-01-27 13:35:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That should help, matter of fact, a cold winter's night would be better still. And don't forget the shades and sun screen just in case.

2007-01-27 09:28:19 · answer #4 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0 0

i have one: a blond goes into a library and says to the librarian: i would like a burger and fries. The librarian says: ma'am, this is a library. The blond whispers: oh, i would like a burger and fries...

2007-01-27 09:28:41 · answer #5 · answered by laura03125 3 · 1 0

the original of that was irish astronauts i think but yeah still funny....6/10 for it

2007-01-27 09:27:16 · answer #6 · answered by delboy 4 · 0 0

I hate blonde jokes, so I'm not reading it.

2007-01-27 09:27:53 · answer #7 · answered by Angie 6 · 0 0

lol thats funny

2007-01-27 11:35:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ive heard something like that before.. it was pretty good.

2007-01-27 09:27:22 · answer #9 · answered by Kayla 5 · 0 0

funny!!! i love blond jokes that's just 'cause I'm not blond that's just my avatar!

2007-01-27 09:29:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

all blonde jokes are boring no offense

2007-01-27 09:28:17 · answer #11 · answered by 000 1 · 0 0

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