One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following the first hearse was a second hearse, which was followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then about 200 men walking in single file.
Intrigued, Dave went up to the man following the second hearse and asked him who was in the first hearse.
"My wife," the man replied.
"I'm sorry," said Dave. "What happened to her?"
"My dog bit her and she died."
Dave then asked who was in the second hearse.
The man replied, "My mother-in-law. My dog bit her and she died as well."
"Can I borrow your dog?"
"Get in line." replied the man.
2007-01-27 09:22:54 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats funny, my mother in law will like that one- shes safe, we have no dog.... Hang on a minute, im the wife and my mother is the.............. Oh hell never mind!
2007-01-27 09:28:32 · answer #1 · answered by Banny Grasher 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That is great ! 9/10.
2007-01-27 20:22:15 · answer #2 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10
2007-01-27 09:30:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol
can i borrow the dog?
2007-01-27 10:27:25 · answer #4 · answered by Gary O 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awesome! Very good!
2007-01-27 09:37:11 · answer #5 · answered by Joseph B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
best joke i have seen on hear for yonks nearly pissed my self laughing
2007-01-27 22:26:24 · answer #6 · answered by compo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG that funny
2007-01-27 09:34:31 · answer #7 · answered by steffie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. This was funny.
2007-01-27 09:32:22 · answer #8 · answered by compassion 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah omg twisted lol =]
2007-01-27 09:27:04 · answer #9 · answered by blank 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good one.!!!
2007-01-27 12:27:10 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋