A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts!"
The wife sighs and gets him a beer.
Ten minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer before it starts!"
She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him. He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, "Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute!"
The wife is furious. She yells at him "Is that all you're going to do tonight! Drink beer and sit in front of that TV! You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore..."
The man sighs and says, "It's started..."
2007-01-27 09:01:21 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
why do you think i work night's it cannot start if i am not there 10/10
2007-01-27 17:56:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny but a sad yet true condition shared between some married people.
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-01-27 11:45:14 · answer #2 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a man joins the foreign legion,he is walking arond the camp in the middle of the desert and comes across a fellow legionaire and ask,s wheres all the women? the guy answers women here?the legionaire says no women?well how do you go on for a bit of the other ?he say,s we use camels the guy says follow me in the morning .the following morning he jumps out of bed and sees everybody legging it up the hill ,he catches up to the guy he was speaking to the day before and say,s why are we all running ?the guy saysfor the camels the legionaire says how many camels are there the guy says 300 and he ask,s how many of us are there and the guy says 300 so the legionaire says why are we all running and the guy say,s WELL YOU DON,T WANT AN UGLY ONE DO YOU
2007-01-27 09:19:45 · answer #3 · answered by Ken M 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
LOL
Keep smilin'.
If you look at the w anker with the drawings' profile you will see that he daren't ask any questions. As many people as possible should report him. No room for clowns like him.
2007-01-27 09:32:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lol, I think that was alright...7/10
2007-01-27 09:05:47 · answer #5 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first person didn't laugh cause he doesn't understand it!
Go back to your crack house and grow up!
2007-01-27 09:08:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Keep up the good work.
2007-01-27 09:04:57 · answer #7 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha
2007-01-27 10:28:44 · answer #8 · answered by Gary O 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep em rolling!!
2007-01-27 10:59:19 · answer #9 · answered by Chris 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny because it's true. lol
2007-01-27 09:04:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋