2007-01-27 09:00:14 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Did you ever answer a newspaper ad that said " Handsome , generous man wishes to meet SWF?People say I look like Clark Gable"..
So I talk to the guy on the phone and he sounds very charming...I get a little suspicious when he asks you to meet him at his apartment...but I downplay that...
and so when I get there he is in an electric wheelchair with a companion dog and he is way overweight and is bald on top .No way does he look like Clark Gable!!
And I just now realize that I have a predjudice against dating overweight bald guys in wheelchairs. But I can't say that because that would be cruel...Meanwhile I am tongue-tied and at a loss for words...
So he says "Oh, I forgot to tell you on the phone that I am a quadriplegic"....And I am thinking..." I can see how that would be sooo easy to forget".... so I figure probably the generous part in the ad is not true either...and I was mostly right..
Howsoever I was stuck with him for awhile, because I was too nice to be mean....well he WAS FUNNY with a quirky sense of humor!!(which I later learned that most of that ebulient happiness and sense of humor was from drug use)...
....I lived thru it...He took me to the first rock concert (Doobee Brothers, right..) I ever went to (with his personal care aide) and on the way home, the aide's car broke down.. and we had to call a tow truck and the aide had to lift him (200lbs?) UP into the cab of the tow truck...I still don't know how he did it.
Anyway, eventually I broke up with him because he still liked to call other women on the phone and run his ad..it was like a hobby to him...he is dead now...I saw his aide a few years later and he told me....quadriplegics don't live very long before their kidneys give out...life is stranger than fiction...esp.my life..
. anyway if spirits of the dead hang around to make amends to people close to them after they die..it would sure be nice if he would whisper the numbers for the next winning superlotto in my ear...it is the least he could do to make amends, I think, don't you???
2007-01-27 09:28:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell yea!!!!! I ask this girl out I meet at the supermarket, she seems nice and sweet..Well we went out to dinner and when I ordered chicken and ribs. She threw a little fit about meat and that she is a vegetarian, and made me order a non-meat dish. So like a dumb *** I did it just to be polite. Then the whole night all she talked about was politics and government policies. After dinner I wanted to do something fun, she thought that was immature for her. So I said goodnight, then she started to ***** me out because I didn't open her car door for her. Well a week went by and I saw this same bitzh working at McDonald's.
2016-05-24 06:28:00 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont know if its bad.. or even a date story really.. but its funny..
the time I was informed by a female friend of mine that that cute lil girl that had just been setting on my lap was a guy... She laughed her *** of... I said Hmm OK at this point I guess i just realised something about myself i didnt know before...
(BTW we dated later LOL)
2007-01-27 09:05:50 · answer #3 · answered by darchangel_3 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well.. he had no idea how to hug a girl. so i had to teach him that. hahaha.. he was a total sweetie though
2007-01-27 09:04:20 · answer #4 · answered by ~serendipity~ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋