Do you enjoy picking your nose?

Question

Have you ever had a situation where you had a booger in your nose that was so annoying that finally getting it out was the best feeling ever?

I once had booger in my nose that was driving me crazy. I could feel that something was there ever so slightly but all of the digging and blowing could not get it out. I started having my doubts thinking that my nose was just irritated. So after using the nasal spray a few times during that day I managed to blow a booger out of my nose that was 2 inches long and a half inch wide. OH WHAT A RELIEF?

What was your best nose blowing experience?

Answer 1

Nose picking is like therapy for me.
However I am not very popular.

Answer 2

recent poll alleges that a majority of Americans admit to picking their noses in public. Although not socially accepted, nose picking can , at times, be necessary. When something in your nose needs help finding its way out, you can be ready to respond by following one of these basic stealth techniques for public nasal manicuring.




The Thumb-Finger Method (Super Advanced)
Position the index finger of the opposite-side hand alongside the exterior of the obstructed channel.
Nonchalantly slip the thumb as deep as necessary into the nostril.
Using the thumbnail, delicately clamp onto the dried mucous mass.
Slowly withdraw the thumb and it's payload from the nostril. At this step in the process be particularly vigilant for any trailing mucous which might be attached to the payload. These un-noticed "stringers" can jeopardize the entire operation.
Return the hand to a more natural position and discreetly execute a flicking motion with the thumb. This should launch the material sufficiently far away from you that it becomes someone else's problem.



The Advanced Hand-Guard Method (A novice method)
Slightly cup the left hand and position it so that your forefinger is below your right eye and your thumb is below your left eye. The palm will be hiding the nostrils from onlookers who will be convinced that you are rubbing your cheeks as one does when trying to ease the symptoms of a headache, or of weariness, (simutaneously closing one's eyes makes the tactic even more effective).
In a natural, confident motion bring the right hand up and under the left hand. Use the right index finger to probe, acquire and extract the residual material. After returning the right hand to a secure location execute a flicking maneuver to eject the material.



The Athletic Nose-blow (Timing is Critical)
If you find your mineshaft quite often gets cave-ins you may find this a useful technique to clear blocked passages. This does require a bit of excercise, so if you have a condition which makes exerting yourself dangerous then you might want to steer clear of this method.
First, work yourself up to a nice sweat. This will get the blood circulating in all parts of the body including your head. Once this has been accomplished while your running, or performing whatever exercise, have a quick glance around to make sure no one is looking, casually turn you're head out of line-of-sight, take a deep breath, close your mouth and push all the air from your lungs as well as the offending road-block in one explosive breath. Now I realise you may be saying to yourself, "How is this inconspicuous". Let me reassure you that this can be done both effectively and inconspicuously even if people are around under the guise of a feigned sneeze. Voila! Enjoy a nice deep breath through your newly cleared olfactory mines.



The Fake Cough
Fake a cough slightly while bringing your hand up to your mouth (as if to cover the cough).
Raise your index finger up to the nostril that's bothering you.



Tips
As of today, at nearly all social levels, overt nosepicking is forbidden.
Make sure you do this at a time when people are not looking directly at you. If they are, try to create some sort of diversion, like pointing out something on the other side of the room/street. If you are the center of attention, such as when speaking on live television, occupying a podium or pulpit, or doing a magic trick for a group of children, you may be out of luck.
If you think your activity has been detected, immediately suspend mining operations and begin to scratch your nose. This will usually convince even the nosiest (no pun intended) observer that you were merely dealing with an itch, which is not forbidden.
If the flicking maneuver cannot be performed, stay calm and don't panic. Simply roll the extracted material between your forefinger and thumb (the famous WRB "pick n' roll"). This will cause the substance to take-on a spherical shape. When you relax your finger pressure the force of gravity will irresistably pull the mass directly to the floor where it will join all the others of its kind along with the dead skin, dust and cat hairballs. The mucous cycle is now complete.
If you are driving a car at night, you may dispense with any pretenses. Other drivers will not be able to see you due to their focus on the road and the glare of headlights. Beware of well lit intersections and changing traffic signals - always be prepared to revert into a faux itch management posture!
Make sure you have a booger and not a long strand of snot. It could get messy.
Carry a hankie or tissue around - you can cover the finger, which may be more sanitary.
Always carry a small item in your pocket that you can drop at just the necessary picking moment.

Answer 3

No thought yet please do no longer inspire the boggie sparkles, I used to stay in a shared domicile with acquaintances and somebody there flicked them on the partitions, then I had my very own place and boggies started performing on the wall. I confronted my mate who denied it (Bloody liar) in view that shifting united states removed from my pal not extra boggies. "Snot eat on an identical time as that is warm superb meal you have have been given" a minimum of YOU WONT could vacuum

Answer 4

I like to call it brain cleaning, since boogers are actually useless brain matter coming out. Everyone needs to clean their brain at times.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, no I can think clearly!

Answer 5

tons of satisfaction. My nose is pierced, so I get a little extra build up besides the usual stuff. great to get it out after a long day!

Answer 6

Actually no, I'm a rare person, I don't normally pick my nose. I usually rub, or blow it with a tissue.

Answer 7

I like it but only at home... had people sneak up on me in public a couple times when I thought no one could see! :-P

Answer 8

Honey, everybody likes to pick their nose

Answer 9

I love it. It gives me a great satisfaction because I get something out of it.

Answer 10

i had one on the bus.... it was all crowded and the bus was crowded and i could feel it but it was like solid so i just pretended i was reading my book (just came back from the library) and i picked it and no one noticed