One day there was this man that went to a beach completely naked even though the beach was a non-nude beach.
But the man thought and thought looking around. Nobody is here so he doesn't care. He takes off his towel and lays down with a newspaper to cover his privates just in case.
Soon comes a little girl that asks "Sir, what's under the newspaper?"
The man replies with "it's a birdy and never ever touch it."
He soon falls asleep.
Later on when he wakes up, he's in the hospital feeling immense pain around his private area. The doctors ask what happened and all he could remember was the girl at the beach.
Later on the cops arrive at her house asking what she had done. She said "well I was playing with the birdy but then it spit this white stuff at me. I got really mad. So I broke it's neck, stepped on it's eggs, and burned it's nest."
2007-01-27 08:38:41 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was a girl, grwoing up to be a real woman that all men should fear.
2007-01-27 08:44:42 · answer #1 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Blonde Guts One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business. While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her. They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a scream. Then they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating. She said, "I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out. But with the grace of God and these two fingers, I think I got them back in."
2016-05-24 06:22:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lame
2007-01-27 08:45:22 · answer #3 · answered by Najia A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Ouch! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-27 13:46:40 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some strange combination of both (funny and lame); I liked it, but it was pretty nasty. I guess that's the point.
2007-01-27 18:18:04 · answer #5 · answered by koneko_sutano 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this before but it still cracks me up. God that must've hurt! And I'm not even a guy!
2007-01-27 08:48:38 · answer #6 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dammmn dat bogus
2007-01-27 08:46:49 · answer #7 · answered by OMG ...really.? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sickkk but i got a little chuckle!!!! : ))
2007-01-27 08:53:59 · answer #8 · answered by Rosie 89 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny
2007-01-27 08:46:49 · answer #9 · answered by colour_my_world<3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:)) LMAO thats funny
2007-01-27 08:45:58 · answer #10 · answered by tinkerbell 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋