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The band started skipping!!

2007-01-27 08:19:19 · 5 answers · asked by JUSTASKING 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

5 answers

the band named her "Incoming" and played BABY GOT BACK
By: Sir Mix-A-Lot all night long:

Oh my god
Becky, look at her butt (scoff)
It is so big (scoff)
She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends
But y'know, who understands those rap guys? (scoff)
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute ('kay)
I mean her butt, it's just so big (scoff)
I can't believe it's so round, it's like out there
I mean - it's so gross
Look, she's just so black

~rap~
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
And when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you noticed that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Makes me so horny
Ooh, rumple smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you ain't that average groupy...

2007-01-27 08:30:15 · answer #1 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 1 0

Better hope she doesn't see this or you might need to skip away real fast!
My ex was so fat I ran a one lap marathon around her!

2007-01-27 16:31:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!

2007-01-27 21:49:30 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

why did you bring such an ugly date?

..ohhhh never mind this is in the jokes section i get it!!! =P..GOOD ONE

2007-01-27 16:32:39 · answer #4 · answered by Firecracker 2 · 0 0

hahahahahaha funny funny

2007-01-27 16:27:19 · answer #5 · answered by nemraC 6 · 0 0

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